Commentary:
"Me trying to pronounce prescription drug names be like: 'Oh, Qdilrox, my old friend!' 🤔💊 Definitely feels like they're playing a game of Scrabble with a twist! 🧩😂"
79 Funny word quotes
I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.
Welcome to your 40s, you now don’t understand a single word anyone under 25 is saying.
Commentary:
"Ah, the delightful confusion of hitting your 40s! Suddenly, it feels like everyone under 25 is speaking a different language 🤯🤷♂️ It's like tuning into a radio station and realizing you're on the wrong frequency 📻🤣 Embrace the 'lost in translation' moments and just nod along like a wise sage 😉🧐"
Meatloaf is a good safe word. It means I would do anything for love, but I won’t do that…
How do I even know this guy is my “boss”? I’ve just been taking his word for it.
My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation.
You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.
A woman’s G-spot can be found at the end of the word shopping.
That’s me in the corner, that’s me using Microsoft Word, losing my revision.
