71 Funny words quotes

• If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.

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  5 hours ago

  alive, communication, death, humor, kind, kind word, kindness, legacy, life, pass, people, say, should, want, word, words

• Don’t put words in my mouth—that’s where the hot dogs go.

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  9 hours ago

  dog, dogs, food, food joke, hot, hot dog, humor, joke, mouth, phrase, put, where, words

• The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”

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  11 hours ago

  apology, everything, family, hear, humor, i, mom, parent, patience, realization, right, someday, sorry, truth, wait, words

• I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

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  2 weeks ago

  back, day, humor, i, language, linguist, loan, loan word, pun, term, well, word, words

• (to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, compliment, cool, dark, dark humor, executioner, humor, i, irony, last, last words, met, unexpected, unexpected compliment, wish, words

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  1 month ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  2 months ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, even, frustration, furniture, humor, kid, kids, learn, parenting, piece, putting, swear, swear word, today, together, word, words

• “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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  2 months ago

  alphabetical, alphabetical order, English, English language, facetious, humor, joke, language, language joke, order, said, vowel, vowels, wordplay, words

• Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, humor, i, identity, language, literally, nothing, usage, word, word usage, words

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