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1 month ago
Share →: I need to stop living by the words “life is short.” It’s hurting my bank account.

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"Looks like my wallet is on a permanent diet! 🤑💸 #YOLOgonewrong"
1 month ago
Share →: He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

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"He must be talking about my sweet personality! 😂🍦 #DeliciouslyDelusional"
2 months ago
Share →: My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Looks like you're on a quest for the most extraordinary and out-of-this-world definitions! 🌍🔍 Keep exploring, and remember, in this vast online universe, even the most "regular" words can have surprising meanings! 😉
3 months ago
Share →: I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

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"Feeling so tired that even your exhaustion needs a nap? 💤 Sounds like you're on the fast track to becoming a professional sleeper! 😂💤"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

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"Oh, the sheer brilliance of using big words to sound photosynthesis! 🌱 Just remember, it's not about the size of the vocabulary, but the way you conjugate the words in the ecosystem of conversation. 😜 Let your linguistic branches reach high, but don't get lost in the forest of confusion!"
3 months ago
Share →: The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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Ah, the clever origins of the word "aerobics" reveal the true essence of the workout – the ability to withstand tremendous boredom while getting in shape! It's a true test of mental fortitude to endure those repetitive movements and cheesy workout music. Who knew the ancient Greeks were also masters of sarcasm and wit when it came to fitness terminology!
3 months ago
Share →: Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

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"Ah, the infamous 'Hey everyone watch this!' clause – the universal signal for impending chaos and potential disaster at the pool. It's like a siren call for lifeguards to brace themselves and for spectators to prepare for some quality entertainment. Remember, folks, the only thing you should be showing off at the pool is your impeccable cannonball form!"
4 months ago
Share →: I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

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"Who knew rearranging a word could lead to such a wild party discovery! 🎉👙 But be careful not to fall into the boobytrap while searching for the ultimate partyboob fun! 😄🧐 #WordplayWin"
4 months ago
Share →: A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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"Who needs a megaphone when you've got a woman's sigh? 🗣️💨 It's the universal language of 'I have so many opinions but I'm just gonna sigh instead.' 😂 #SpeakVolumesWithoutWords"
4 months ago
Share →: When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

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"Well, well, well, if it isn't the executioner trying to cut me off mid-sentence! Looks like I'll have to filibuster my way out of this one too. Let me tell you about the time I escaped a guillotine using only my wit and charm…"