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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has shared:

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has copied:

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

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Ruin a perfectly nice trip out with your child by bringing your child.

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I’m at my most math when I solve a problem while creating three new ones.

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I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Making waves on Pinterest:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Just shared via Discord:

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

Seen just now on Twitch:

My son loves Monty Python. My work here is done.

Spreading quickly via X:

Airbnb should have an option if you just want to use someone’s bathroom for a few minutes.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My taste in music ranges from “You’ve gotta listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

Making waves on Discord:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

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Funny words quotes are like little bursts of joy 🎉, ready to tickle your funny bone and sprinkle some humor into your day 😂. They twist words into delightful knots, making even the grumpiest face crack a smile 😄. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your own timeline, these quirky gems add a playful touch to life’s daily grind. Get ready to giggle and grin! 😜

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19 hours ago
Share →: Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

Commentary:
Unlocking new levels of vocabulary: the DIY furniture edition! 🛠️🤬🤯
3 days ago
Share →: “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

Commentary:
Facetiously speaking, I just discovered my vocabulary has a secret talent! 🤔😂🔍
3 days ago
Share →: Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Commentary:
Haha, I'm, like, literally nothing without those words too! 😂🗣️✨
1 week ago
Share →: Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Commentary:
Oops, I dropped my vocabulary under the couch—guess I’m stuck in a minor word crisis! 🤔📚😅
2 weeks ago
Share →: “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

Commentary:
I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
2 weeks ago
Share →: Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

Commentary:
When "hahaha" becomes your personal cupid repellent 😂💌
2 weeks ago
Share →: As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

Commentary:
When you hear those magical words, it's like finding a comrade in the Procrastination Olympics! 😅📚🙌
3 weeks ago
Share →: My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Commentary:
"Who's the real pet here? 🐶🤔 Clearly, I'm just here for belly rubs and kibble payments! 😂🐾"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Why are “hemorrhoids” not called “assteroids”?

Commentary:
😂💥 "Because even the English language knows when to show some cheeky restraint! 🚀🍑"
3 weeks ago
Share →: Words I heard most when I ran errands with my dad: “Wait in the truck.”

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'Truck Time-Out' strategy! 🚚🤔😂 #DadLogic"

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Someone from 🇲🇺 has downloaded:

Not sure why I drink anymore. I get the same effect from standing up too fast.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has shared:

It’s like 10,000 yawns when all you need is a nap.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

I could never give up my dog, he knows too much.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

I started my diet 2 hours ago, I’m glad that’s over.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

My mother still has some really ugly things from the 90s. My older brother, for example.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has viewed:

Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

I would love to go back to the days when the biggest stress was finding the best hiding place when playing hide and seek.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has downloaded:

I’m actually pretty attractive, if you don’t compare me to anyone, ever.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Where do I see myself in 5 years? I don’t even know where I am right now.

Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

Going viral on Pinterest:

After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it’s actually not that big of a deal.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

Seen just now on Twitch:

“Stalking”. God forbid I have access to public information and know how to utilize my resources.

Live now on WeChat:

Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

Broadcasted on Messenger:

Just gonna drink light beers today, because I don’t wanna get drunk but I do enjoy peeing 30 times.

Going viral on YouTube:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Making waves on WeChat:

Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Going viral on WeChat:

I would like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me, and my fingers, because I can always count on them.

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