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51 Funny words quotes

I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

1 month ago

Sometimes I use big words I don’t always fully understand, in an effort to make myself sound more photosynthesis.

1 month ago

The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

1 month ago

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

1 month ago

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

1 month ago

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

2 months ago

When the executioner asks me what my final words are, I’m just going to start filibustering.

2 months ago

To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

2 months ago

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

3 months ago

Saw a guy reading a book and writing notes in it. Not enough words in there for ya, bud?

3 months ago

Sorry for what I said when I was drunk. I meant every word.

3 months ago

Quickie so fast, it’s called secs.

3 months ago

I hate it when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong.

3 months ago

Hawk o the mornin tuah

3 months ago

Whoever came up with the name wallpaper really nailed it.

3 months ago

I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words.

3 months ago

Two words have helped me open a lot of doors in my life. Push and Pull.

3 months ago

The word synergy sounds like a mix of the words sin and energy. Like, to be debauched but to do it with flair and zest.

3 months ago

Daylight savings is not enough. You need to be daylight investing.

3 months ago

I am thick and tired.

3 months ago