69 Funny words quotes

• When I die and y’all go through my search history, you’ll be disappointed to find mostly just definitions for very common words that I wasn’t sure I was using correctly.

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  3 weeks ago

  common, death, definition, die, disappointed, disappointment, history, humor, i, just, language, misunderstanding, search, search history, sure, through, using, word, words

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  1 month ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet.

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  2 months ago

  assembly, even, frustration, furniture, humor, kid, kids, learn, parenting, piece, putting, swear, swear word, today, together, word, words

• “There are no words in the English language that have all the vowels in alphabetical order,” he said facetiously.

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  2 months ago

  alphabetical, alphabetical order, English, English language, facetious, humor, joke, language, language joke, order, said, vowel, vowels, wordplay, words

• Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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  2 months ago

  am, communication, humor, i, identity, language, literally, nothing, usage, word, word usage, words

• Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

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  2 months ago

  apology, communication, enough, excuse, hang, humor, i, know, socializing, sorry, vocabulary, words

• “I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.

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  2 months ago

  AI, asked, believe, big, ChatGPT, confidence, credibility, deception, grok, humor, i, intelligence, just, language, me, people, read, shit, storytelling, well, wit, words

• Some of you are still single because, when someone sends you romantic words, you reply with “hahaha.”

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  2 months ago

  dating, humor, humor quote, laughter, rejection, reply, romantic, sarcasm, single, someone, still, words

• As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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  2 months ago

  comfort, ever, hear, humor, i, most, motivation, procrastination, starting, student, words

• My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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  2 months ago

  barks, communication, dog, human, humor, i, intelligence, me, pet, smarter, understand, understanding, words

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