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31 Funny worse quotes

Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

3 weeks ago

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

4 weeks ago

Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

1 month ago

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

2 months ago

“It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

3 months ago

This is actually worse than Biff Tennan’s future.

3 months ago

My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

3 months ago

I don’t want to exacerbate things. That would just make things worse.

3 months ago

Spotify wrapped is like my annual mental health report and it’s getting worse by each passing year.

3 months ago

Feeling melancholy. Think I’ll have a drink and make things much worse.

3 months ago

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

3 months ago

The only thing worse than children talking about sex is adults talking about politics.

3 months ago

Nothing worse than when I turn up to Park Run to find it is indeed going ahead.

3 months ago

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

3 months ago

You know what’s worse than someone’s phone alarm playing the tune over and over? Someone else who starts whistling along.

3 months ago

Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired.

3 months ago

“Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.” -Me, having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.

3 months ago

Nothing is worse than seeing a gorgeous girl that I’d never approach or stand a chance with and then finding out she has a boyfriend.

3 months ago

All the observable evidence suggests that, if I was much worse at my job, I’d be more likely to get a promotion to senior management.

3 months ago

I never met a problem I couldn’t make worse.

3 months ago