36 Funny worse quotes

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  2 days ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Whatever y’all heard about me, I’m way worse.

  Commentary:
  "All the rumors are true, and the truth is even juicier! 😜📢 #SorryNotSorry"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: If my memory gets any worse, I’ll be able to plan my own surprise party.

  Commentary:
  Haha, talk about a forgetful party planner in the making! 🎉🤔 Maybe next time, the surprise will be on you—because with a memory like that, you'll forget you even planned it! 😅🎈#MemoryGoals

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Third wheeling with two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic third-wheel dilemma! 🚴‍♂️ Being the uninvited guest at the best friend’s brunch is like trying to enjoy popcorn in a firework show—sure, you're there, but you're definitely not the star. 🍿🔥 Sometimes, third wheeling feels more like being the awkward punctuation in a love story—necessary, but often misunderstood. 😅 Still, hey, at least you're getting a front-row seat to comedy at its finest! 🎬😂

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t always say something stupid. But when I do, I keep talking and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "I don't always say something stupid. But when I do, I make sure it's a masterpiece of epic proportions like a modern day Shakespearean tragedy… in 280 characters or less. 🤦‍♂️🤪 #WordsmithWoes"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Whatever the plot is in Barbie’s movie, my dolls have been through worse.

  Commentary:
  🤣💁‍♀️ Oh, Barbie and her drama… I swear, my dolls have seen it all! From epic battles with tangled hair to scandalous fashion faux pas, they could write a Hollywood screenplay with all their shenanigans! Barbie, take notes — my dolls are the real stars of the show! 🎬💃

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when you can just go for a run and have your body scream at you instead? 🏃‍♂️💨 Just remember, sweating out your problems doesn't always mean solving them! 😅 #ExerciseIsMyTherapy"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Genuinely nothing worse than going bowling with people who are actually good. Like, why are you doing all that?

  Commentary:
  "Me at the bowling alley feeling attacked by all the strikes and spares from pro bowlers like 🎳💥 'Excuse me, can you kindly miss a few shots so I can pretend I have a chance in this game, please?' 😆 #BowlingStruggles"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the infamous hour-long Twitter scroll – the digital equivalent of falling down a rabbit hole 🐇. Just remember, the only way is up! See you guys tomorrow for another round of social media shenanigans 📱😅."

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  4 months ago

  Share →: “It can’t get any worse than this”, I lie to myself knowing it will absolutely get worse.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal optimism of telling ourselves it can’t get worse… only to be spectacularly proven wrong! 🙈 Hang in there, you're in for a wild ride of going from bad to worse! 🎢😂"

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