18 Funny 9 quotes

• I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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  6 days ago

  5, 9, am, humor, i, job, means, misunderstanding, think, time, used, work

• When you realize a 9 to 5 is actually an 8 to 7, since you cannot teleport to work.

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  6 days ago

  5, 8, 9, actually, commute, hours, humor, job, management, realize, teleport, teleportation, time, time management, work, work hours

• It doesn’t matter how old you get, buying snacks for a road trip should always look like an unsupervised 9-year-old was given $100.

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  6 days ago

  9, age, always, buying, child, humor, matter, money, old, road, road trip, should, snack, snack buying, snacks, spending, travel, trip, unsupervised, year

• I’ve been asked to join a swingers club, but I’m a little nervous. What if I’m not good enough? I haven’t been on a swing since I was 9.

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  6 days ago

  9, anxiety, asked, childhood, club, enough, good, humor, i, join, joke, little, nervous, situation, social, social situation, swing, swingers, swingers club

• My wife and I are going to quit our jobs and travel until we run out of money. I estimate we’ll be home around 9 p.m. tonight.

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  7 days ago

  9, around, estimate, going, home, humor, i, job, jobs, money, night, plan, quit, relationship, run, tonight, travel, well, wife

• “November Rain” is just 9 minutes of me realizing I’m too dramatic to date someone with healthy coping skills.

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  7 days ago

  9, coping, coping skill, date, dramatic, emotional, healthy, humor, just, me, minutes, November, November Rain, rain, relationship, self-awareness, skill, skills, someone, too

• I’ve tasted long-term relationships, I’ve tasted casual dating. I highly recommend focusing on your career and going to sleep before 9 p.m. ..!

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  1 week ago

  9, advice, before, career, casual, casual dating, dating, going, humor, i, life, life advice, long-term, long-term relationship, recommend, relationship, relationships, sleep

• I’m at the age where, if you ask me to go out after 9 p.m., I’m definitely not coming.

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  1 week ago

  9, after, age, age-related, age-related humor, ask, bedtime, coming, definitely, humor, humor about age, late, late night, me, night, night out, nightlife, where

• I was not made for a 9 to 5; I was made to eat pasta and lay in the sun like a lizard.

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  1 week ago

  5, 9, 9 to 5, eat, humor, i, lay, leisure, lifestyle, lizard, pasta, relaxation, sun

• Unfortunately, free coffee in the office will never hit like a $9 iced latte will.

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  1 week ago

  9, coffee, comparison, expense, free, hit, humor, iced, iced latte, latte, luxury, never, office, preference, unfortunately

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