Funny 9 quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: How do I become a billionaire by 9 a.m. Monday? Please, it’s urgent.

  Commentary:
  "Sure, just ask the Money Fairy to set her alarm! 😴💸✨ #BillionaireByBreakfast"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Floating on a rock in space, but yeah – 9 to 5 sounds reasonable.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew 'spinning around a fireball' was in the job description? 🌍🚀😂 #SpaceLife"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew reaching Cloud 9 came with a 'mind the gap' warning? 🌥️😂 Better pack a parachute for that high-flying descent down to reality!"

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