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“You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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I could never work in an aquarium. I would have a penguin under my shirt at the end of the shift.

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Why would I spend money on the zoo when I can watch my colleagues for free?

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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Sometimes you send an email that requires a response, and the other person writes back right away, and it’s like NO NOT YET.

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Home: Where I can look ugly and not care.

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Why can’t more dumb people be shy?

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Not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergusting right now.

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So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

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I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Going viral on WeChat:

Me, with $33 left after paying bills: Let’s see how much a Land Rover costs.

Reported on Threads:

Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Sometimes I think I’m too old to make a career change. But then I remember how Walter White went from high school teacher to drug kingpin. Anything is possible!

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Airport security asked me if I’ve seen anything unusual. I just paid $18 for a coke & a sandwich. Let’s start with that.

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Even when I look up the slang of today’s kids, I still have no idea what it means.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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I bought a book on Feng Shui, but I don’t know where to put it.

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I’m an adult, that’s why I can have Skittles for dinner.

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Netflix needs to stop asking if I’m still watching and start asking if I moved the laundry to the dryer yet.

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Let’s all stand up against iron deficiency (but not too fast).

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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I don’t hate you. I just don’t like that you exist.

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“I’m getting to an age where I realize I shouldn’t have laughed at my grandparents for having an ‘upstairs’ vacuum.”

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When I see chocolate, I hear two voices inside me. One says: “Eat it!”. The other says: “Did you hear that? You’re supposed to eat it!”

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There’s something so spiritual about new life. When I look my baby nephew in the eyes, I can’t stop thinking about how amazing it will be to connect with him on LinkedIn.

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Just a little reminder to laugh as much as you can, stay hydrated, and don’t let shitty people kill your vibe.

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Just landed via Discord:

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Shared recently on Reddit:

The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

Shared recently on Facebook:

Sometimes all you need is a Saturday to sleep, eat, and do absolutely nothing else all day.

Trending via TikTok:

I was gonna get on the treadmill, but then the couch will get sad.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Just bought 4 pounds of cherries like I’m in some math problem.

Spotted on Threads:

I am an influencer. If you aren’t influenced in any way, that is on you. Do better.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Going viral on Facebook:

Crashed my car reading a billboard that said, “Don’t text and drive.”

Seen just now on Threads:

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

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