32 Funny accidentally quotes

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  9 hours ago

  View →: Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.
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  2 weeks ago

  View →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Accidentally manifested an emotionally intelligent man that is hot and can cook. We’re currently staring at each other.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Accidentally falling asleep is always the best sleep — and that’s so irritating.
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  4 weeks ago

  View →: Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?
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  2 months ago

  View →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past two years.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Accidentally wore a blue shirt to Walmart and now I’m in the stockroom showing Sue how to use the forklift.
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  4 months ago

  View →: My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I accidentally poured vodka on my orange juice this morning. Twice.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally said “large” instead of “venti” at Starbucks and now the cops are here.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally turned my clocks back too far and ended up at a Wham concert.
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  5 months ago

  View →: There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Aubrey Plaza is like an alien who went to earth to study us but accidentally got famous and can’t leave.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date.
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  5 months ago

  View →: If your cat has ever accidentally fallen into the tub while you were taking bath, you’ve known chaos.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.
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  5 months ago

  View →: So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota.
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  5 months ago

  View →: My husband accidentally locked himself out of the house, and I didn’t hear him knocking until I finished eating the rest of his cheesecake. So weird.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I accidentally bought a pair of nose-cancelling headphones and now my glasses keep falling off.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Packed all my meds into one bottle for a trip and accidentally invented the best trail mix.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I prayed and accidentally mixed up God and Lord and said Gord. So embarrassing.
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  5 months ago

  View →: A Jackie Chan fight scene where he’s in an IKEA warehouse and he fights off dudes with furniture pieces, but by the end he’s accidentally assembled it all into a complete Malm bedroom set.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally became important at work and it’s ruining my life.
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  5 months ago

  View →: One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Was that meant to be a joke or did you just accidentally spill a bunch of words you were carrying around?
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  5 months ago

  View →: Accidentally punched myself in the face as I was getting dressed this morning, and I have to say, I deserved it.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I hate when I accidentally blow all of my leaves into my neighbor’s yard.

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