16 Funny afraid quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

  Commentary:
  Guess I’ll have to start practicing my bat skills, because daylight is getting way too expensive! 🦇💡😅

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

  Commentary:
  "Cheers to our biggest fans living vicariously through the 'unfriend' button they never pressed! 🕵️‍♂️🙃 #AwkwardFrenemies"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

  Commentary:
  "Therapy might fix your issues, but rest assured, your epic dad jokes are a permanent condition! 😅🛋️😂"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like it's arachnophobia vs. personal hygiene – a true battle of wills! 🕷🚿 Who knew that a tiny spider could turn a regular shower into a survival challenge? 😅 Hang in there, you're not alone in this (unwanted) adventure!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

  Commentary:
  "Being afraid of failure and lacking motivation – it's like having a GPS but being too scared to hit 'start' on the journey! 🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, failure is just the universe redirecting you to success… with a few detours! 🚗💨"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe the Formula 1 cars are just water-soluble and they don't want to melt ☔️😆 Or perhaps they're secretly looking for an excuse to showcase their synchronized swimming skills 🏎️💦 Just imagine a pitstop turning into a pool party – now that's entertainment! 🎉💧"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

  Commentary:
  "Don't worry about ghosts haunting you, worry about the living holding grudges! 👻👻 Who needs ghosts when you've got a lineup of enemies ready to scare you right out of your sleep? 😂 #GhostFreeZone"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, a job interview is like a first date – except you're trying to figure out if this person can handle Excel spreadsheets 📊 as well as romantic candlelit dinners! Asking questions is key – who knows, they might even surprise you with their secret talent for office karaoke 🎤 #InterviewTactics"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

  Commentary:
  "Insomniacs who embrace the darkness might have nighty-night problems, but dealing with pitch blackness ain't one! 🌙😴 #SleepingUnderTheStars"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

  Commentary:
  😄💀 "I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive. Well, if that isn't the ghost calling the kettle spooky! 👻 Who said the afterlife couldn't have a sense of humor? Just watch out for those ghostly giggles echoing in the night!"

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