Funny quotes afraid

13 Funny afraid quotes

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

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I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

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The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

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I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

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Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

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You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

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