21 Funny afraid quotes

• Wife bought something on FB Marketplace, but she’s afraid she’ll get kidnapped, so she sends me to pick it up from a guy whose wife sent him because she’s afraid to get kidnapped.

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  1 month ago

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• “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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  2 months ago

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• When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, afraid, bills, dark, darkness, fear, financial, financial stress, got, humor, i, light, me, money, money problem, problem, stress, young

• A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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  2 months ago

  afraid, comedy, fear, fix, Funny, health, humor, i, lose, me, mental, mental health, personality, self-awareness, self-care, self-improvement, therapy

• Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, discomfort, fear, humor, me, naked, shower, spider, survival

• For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

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  2 months ago

  afraid, failure, fear, humor, irony, motivation, self-deprecation, someone, unmotivated

• Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

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  2 months ago

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• I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

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  2 months ago

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• Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

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  2 months ago

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