13 Funny afraid quotes

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That's what I always do when it rains.

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor's hat and is afraid of balloons.

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I'm afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025