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20 Funny afraid quotes

Funny afraid quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when fear tries to take over 😱😂. Whether you’re scared of spiders 🕷️, heights 🧗, or just life’s little surprises 🎢, these witty sayings turn anxiety into laughter 🤣. Ready to face your fears with a smile? Let’s dive into some playful words that prove being afraid can be downright funny! 😜✨

People pleasers aren’t kind. They’re afraid.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

I’m afraid that AI will quickly realize that the biggest problem on Earth is humans – and then solve the problem.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

When I was young, I was afraid of the dark. Now, these bills got me afraid of the light.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A moment of silence for those who hate us but can’t unfriend us because they’re afraid of not knowing what’s happening in our lives.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Naked and Afraid because there’s a spider in the shower with me.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Why is the Formula 1 so afraid of rain? Just drive with more caution. That’s what I always do when it rains.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I’m not afraid of ghosts because everyone who’s mad at me is still alive.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Don’t be afraid to ask questions during a job interview. It’s the best way to find out if the person you’re interviewing is a good candidate for the job.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Insomniacs who are not afraid of the dark have nighty-night problems but the pitch ain’t one.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I was at the cemetery when a little kid walked up to me and said she was afraid. I took her hand and told her that I used to be afraid too… when I was alive.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

The next James Bond should be weird. Like he wears a train conductor’s hat and is afraid of balloons.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

I saw The Blair Witch Project way too young and it made me afraid of projects.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

You unfollow me because you are afraid of falling in love with me. I know!

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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