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Someone from πŸ‡±πŸ‡° has copied:

Tomorrow isn’t promised, we need to flirt today.

Someone from πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ has downloaded:

The older I get, the more I understand why witches lived alone in the woods.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ή has bookmarked:

We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

Someone from πŸ‡ΆπŸ‡¦ has downloaded:

Jobs be asking me for 3 references, and I think I might start doing the same. Like, let me talk to 3 happy employees, please.

Someone from πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ has shared:

Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has copied:

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

Someone from πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­ has copied:

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Someone from πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡Ύ has downloaded:

Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork.

Someone from πŸ‡¦πŸ‡« has downloaded:

That awkward shopping moment when someone is standing in front of the items you need and you pretend you’re shopping for something else because they just won’t budge.

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Breaking via WhatsApp:

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

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It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

Going viral on Messenger:

“Autism didn’t exist until recently!” Have you met old guys who work in hardware stores?

Just shared via Slack:

Sometimes I do this fun little thing, where I take the time to write a grocery list, and then I forget it at home.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Life is just a series of obstacles preventing you from reading your book.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

If you’re doing Dry January, please, please, keep it to yourself. Nobody cares, and you’re probably even more boring without alcohol.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Burger King implies the existence of an entire burger based feudal system.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It’s okay to love your job. Just know it doesn’t love you back.

Making waves on Slack:

During winter, it’s either lazy starvation or eight thousand calories in one sitting.

Just shared via Twitch:

Kinda worried about something. Don’t know what it is yet.

202 Funny again quotes

Funny again quotes capture those all-too-familiar moments when life seems to hit *repeat* β€” often with hilarious results! πŸ˜‚πŸ” Whether it’s making the same mistake twice, starting that diet again (on Monday, of course), or watching your favorite show for the 7th time, these quotes remind us that doing things *again* is part of the comedy of life. Because if it’s happening again… it’s probably funny! πŸ˜†πŸ“ΊπŸ₯΄

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88 shares on Pinterest this month:

I lied, there’s no sex. I just needed help getting out of my skinny jeans.

55 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to Twitter, where people never let their lack of knowledge get in the way of expressing a strong opinion.

24 shares on Messenger this month:

The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

94 shares on Telegram this month:

4 sneezes in a row is clout chasing. Wrap it up!

60 shares on Snapchat this month:

The time I spend, just thinking about food, is kind of embarrassing.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s jarring for me when there are British people in the Midwest. How did you get this far inland?

87 shares on Slack this month:

Are we all getting a front-row seat to the end times, or what?

19 shares on Instagram this month:

Ugh, sometimes I just wish there was a song about liking to move it, move it.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

You can’t keep running away from your problems, you’re getting older and your kids are getting faster.

25 shares on Twitch this month:

Today, I used a wire I’ve kept in my box of cables since 2011. Please applaud.

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It’s actually scary how your whole life depends on how well you did as a teenager.

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Pro tip: Avoid the news for a couple of days and have some fun.

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Worst feeling in the world is when you are loyal to all your girlfriends but your favorite one is cheating on you.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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Ever since I learned about the concept of networking, I knew I was going to have to do everything alone and do it the hard way.

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ChatGPT is down right now and if you listen closely, you can hear millions of content creators screaming.

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80% of Americans just want to put on sunglasses and say, β€˜Let’s do this.’

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Some people are like wallpaper… same pattern repeating every time.

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Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

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Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§ has shared:

Have you ever wanted to grab somebody by the shoulders, give them a good shake and whisper “Nobody cares!”

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ή has copied:

I find that age is just a number, and the older you get, the number you get.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ά has copied:

If you really think about it, extraordinary isn’t that great. It’s just an extra helping of ordinary.

Someone from πŸ‡­πŸ‡· has copied:

80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡· has bookmarked:

Brave of you to assume you can resist my good looks.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡Ή has viewed:

I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has downloaded:

Some people are like sunglasses: your day just becomes so much brighter when you accidentally drop them off the side of the boat.

Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡² has copied:

People who live in glass houses should be put on a watchlist.

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Alcohol is actually a performance-enhancing drug. But you’re not gonna like the performance.

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡· has viewed:

The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

Social Media Log πŸ’«

Broadcasted on Instagram:

If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

Shared recently on Slack:

Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

People are always saying β€œnot today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out.

Live now on Threads:

Have you ever just restarted the dryer because you didn’t feel like folding the clothes yet?

Trending via Pinterest:

Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

β€œI’ll run it by the boss” is one of the peak boomerisms you can say as a married man. It feels electric.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Pretending you don’t notice people staring at you is a skill.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

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