Funny quotes again

105 Funny again quotes

I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.

2 weeks ago

I love how spring sprung and then disappeared again.

2 weeks ago

Therapy is expensive, getting lost in the woods and never being seen again is free.

2 weeks ago

Tried to be a responsible adult today. Won’t be doing that again.

1 month ago

Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference.

1 month ago

My sweatpants sat me down and said they want me to get an office job again.

1 month ago

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

1 month ago

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

2 months ago

Never meeting another person again, so if I know you already, congrats!

2 months ago

My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”.

2 months ago

It’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands.

2 months ago

If overthinking burned calories, I’d never need to exercise again.

2 months ago

Sorry, can’t. Waiting for my clothes to come back into style again.

2 months ago

What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

3 months ago

I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

3 months ago

Once again, I was not nominated for an Oscar this morning for acting my way through life.

3 months ago

It’s Monday again and I’m about to make it everyone’s problem.

3 months ago

My car accidentally drove to a burger shop again. I hate when it does that.

3 months ago

Caught my husband staring at me again. He’s probably weighing his pros and cons.

3 months ago

Coworkers are funny. You could see a guy every day for 5 years then he quits and you never see or even think about him again.

3 months ago

That moment when you realize “yeah, this person is never gonna hear from me again” is so crazy.

3 months ago

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

3 months ago

Not again. I mean good morning.

3 months ago

I wonder if that football guy will be at the Taylor Swift game again today.

3 months ago

Sorry for being so cringey and awkward. It will definitely happen again.

3 months ago

Hair is washed. I am finally lovable and capable of loving again.

3 months ago

You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

3 months ago

Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

3 months ago

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

3 months ago

A service where you bring a working printer to my house, I print the one thing I need, and you leave again until next year.

3 months ago