Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving. Posted on1 hour ago
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again. Posted on4 hours ago
Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again. Posted on4 hours ago
So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again. Posted on9 hours ago
Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep. Posted on10 hours ago
Phew, I thought the weather was broken because there was this weird yellow thing in the sky. But all’s well, it’s raining again. Posted on12 hours ago
I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in. Posted on13 hours ago
I used to blame all my problems on my parents, but now that I’m a grown up, I have come to terms with the fact that when bad things happen to me, it’s probably just that Mercury’s in retrograde again. Posted on14 hours ago
My husband said I use a lot of makeup, so I showed him some makeup tutorials on TikTok and I don’t think he’ll be making that mistake again. Posted on15 hours ago
Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time? Posted on20 hours ago
I’ve just found my wide pants again. They weren’t gone at all, they’re just my tight pants now. Posted on20 hours ago
Whenever I lose my faith in justice, I look at the high school beauties from back then today. Then I’m fine again. Posted on21 hours ago
Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again. Posted on22 hours ago
How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again? Posted on1 day ago
Everytime I spend $20 I think this is fine because I won’t do it again. And then would you believe. Posted on1 day ago
Want to lose weight for the summer? Don’t worry, just check in your luggage at the airport. You’ll never see those pounds again. Posted on1 day ago
I caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror this morning, so I guess once again my personality will be doing all the work today. Posted on1 day ago
I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them. Posted on1 day ago
That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again. Posted on2 days ago
Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face. Posted on2 days ago
It’s only a family vacation if you think “We’re never doing this again” at least once. Posted on2 days ago
That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again. Posted on2 days ago
I stay up late every night, regret it in the morning, and the next day I do it all over again. Posted on3 days ago
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house. Posted on3 days ago
One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again. Posted on3 days ago
I think this man might be the one, I say right before he dumps me and I never hear from him again. Posted on3 days ago
German couples probably have less arguments because there’s an exact word for, “I’m fine, just annoyed you forgot the milk again”. Posted on3 days ago
I woke up deciding to incorporate the parkour lifestyle into my daily life then reconsidered as I fell over again putting my jeans on. Posted on4 days ago