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1 month ago
Share →: My spirit animal is that bird that knocks itself unconscious flying into windows.

Commentary:
"Me too! We're both members of the 'Gracefully Clumsy Club.' 🐦💥😅"
1 month ago
Share →: Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

Commentary:
"Right?! At this point, I'm just waiting for my cat to start giving me life advice. 🦜😲😸"
1 month ago
Share →: Just caught a moth and sent it back outside. Feeling like Mr. Miyagi.

Commentary:
"Mastered the art of moth-jitsu! 🥋🦋 #MiyagiModeActivated"
2 months ago
Share →: Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

Commentary:
Somebody remind me to take life lessons from dogs 🐶😂. Window views > Monday blues! 🚗🌬️🎉
2 months ago
Share →: You got a better chance getting chased by a dog than by me.

Commentary:
Looks like the only thing faster than a dog sprinting after you is my sarcasm chasing after your bad jokes! 🐕🔥😂 But hey, at least my chasing skills won’t leave you panting… unless it's from laughing too hard! 😄🎉
2 months ago
Share →: If a dog growled at me, I would try to understand where they’re coming from.

Commentary:
Haha, talk about channeling your inner diplomat! 🐶💬 Next thing you know, you'll be asking it about its day and negotiating a peace treaty over a pup bowl. 🍖✌️ Who knew the secret to doggy diplomacy was just a good ear and some empathy? 😂🐾
2 months ago
Share →: Moose would have been a better name for a cow.

Commentary:
Well, those poor cows never asked to be named after a sound effect 🐄😂 Maybe we should start a petition to rename them to Moose! #TeamMooseCow
3 months ago
Share →: How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Commentary:
"Seriously, have they checked under all the couch cushions though? 🦖🕵️‍♂️ Maybe the dinosaurs are just really good at hide and seek!"
3 months ago
Share →: Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal.

Commentary:
"Ah, the glamorous life of a barn animal – biannual teeth cleaning and all! 🦷🐄 Who knew farm life could be so chic? 😄 #BarnyardGlam #SparklingSmile"
3 months ago
Share →: I just found out it takes 5 sheep to make one wool sweater. I didn’t even know they knew how to knit.

Commentary:
"Wow, those sheep are really stepping up their game! 🐑💪 Who knew they were such talented fashion designers? Maybe they'll start their own line of knitwear soon! 😄🧶"