81 Funny anything quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the power of coffee and carbs – the ultimate duo for life's questionable moments! ☕🥯 Who needs problem-solving skills when you've got a hot coffee and a crispy bagel on your side? They may not fix everything, but hey, at least they'll distract you from the chaos with their deliciousness! 😉 #CoffeeAndBagelToTheRescue

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  5 months ago

  Share →: No one suddenly needs anything more than a kid whose mom has just sat down and gotten comfortable.

  Commentary:
  "Never underestimate the power of a child to summon urgent needs out of thin air, the moment their mom finally relaxes 😂👶🏻🛋️ #momlife #neveradullmoment"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Spiraling out of control if anyone wants anything.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic case of spiral-manity! 🌀🤷‍♂️ When chaos reigns and requests fly left, right, and center, it's every man for himself! Just hold on tight, folks, and hope for the best amidst this whirlwind of demands! 🤯🎢 #LifeInASpiral

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Anything can be a dating app if you aren’t a coward.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a dating app when you have the courage to slide into someone's DMs like a fearless warrior? 💪😂 Whether it's LinkedIn, Yelp, or even the grocery store, love is just a bold message away! #ShootYourShot"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Fuzzy socks on and ready for anything.

  Commentary:
  "Got my fuzzy socks on, so I'm basically invincible now. Bring it, world! 💪🧦😁"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t have time for anything that doesn’t set my soul on fire.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, negativity, I've got no time for you 🔥✨ Let's keep the soul's burning party going! 💃🕺"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: January 1st: anything is possible. January 2nd: but not today.

  Commentary:
  "January 1st: Feeling motivated to conquer the world! 🌟 January 2nd: *hits snooze button* Maybe world domination can wait until tomorrow… 😂 #NewYearStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’ve officially reached the age where I don’t want to do anything after 9pm.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like 9pm isn't just bedtime anymore – it's also the start of the 'I'm too tired for anything' zone! 😴 Who knew being an adult would involve so much sleep deprivation and early nights? 🤷‍♂️ #GrandmaBy9PM"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men be like “I would do anything for you” and then do nothing.

  Commentary:
  🤷‍♂️ "Men be like 'I would do anything for you' and then do nothing… It's like they received a limited edition coupon for effort but forgot to redeem it 😂💸"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

  Commentary:
  "Twitter: Where grammar rules go to die 🐦🚫📚 Emojis are the new spelling 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ #SpellCheckIsMyBestie"

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