78 Funny anything quotes

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  4 months ago

  View →: I suspect that you don’t lose weight during sport because of the exercise, but because you can’t eat anything during this time.
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  4 months ago

  View →: People who own banana costumes will wear that shit to anything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Going ballistic. Anyone need anything?
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  4 months ago

  View →: They should invent a rom-com where no one has to overhear anything that leads to a huge unnecessary misunderstanding.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Have kids so you can live in a house full of people who can’t find anything.
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  4 months ago

  View →: It’s a shame that the know-it-alls know everything better but don’t do anything better.
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  4 months ago

  View →: So. Fed the laundry and washed the cat. Showered the garbage and disposed of myself. Was there anything else?
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  4 months ago

  View →: Trying to win an argument online is sociopathic. I would concede anything to get a stranger to leave me alone.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I use subtitles so if I learn anything interesting I can say “I was reading about” instead of “I saw on an episode of Love Island”
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  4 months ago

  View →: I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I deliberately don’t go to bed early. I don’t want to look like I could be useful for anything the next day.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Wisdom of the day: Don’t do anything you don’t want to explain to the paramedic.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Signatures are so unserious, just “pinky promise” for adults. Write your name in a silly little way on this very important piece of paper so we that we can send you to jail if you do anything wrong.
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  4 months ago

  View →: I wish I loved anything as much as people love to say they are “thrilled” on LinkedIn.
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  4 months ago

  View →: One week without chocolate. I can no longer hear anything in my left eye.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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