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Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.
Dating apps aren’t working, time to walk into a cafe looking confused.
Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

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5 months ago
Share →: Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.

Commentary:
"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"
5 months ago
Share →: Despite popular opinion, dating apps are NOT for dating. They are for finding people to watch your Instagram story for years and years.

Commentary:
"Who needs a relationship when you can have an audience for your life updates? 🤳👀 Swipe left for love, right for story views! 😂 #InstaFamous"
5 months ago
Share →: Having to choose between an old guy or a convicted felon is a perfect depiction of what dating apps are Iike.

Commentary:
"Swipe left for the grandpa, swipe right for the jailbird 🧓🔒 Looks like the dating pool is more like a pond with those options! 🌊 Who said romance was dead? 💔😂"
5 months ago
Share →: I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

Commentary:
"Apparently some apps have a major case of diva syndrome 🌟 Like, excuse me, Mr. App, do you really need all the attention? Let our music play in peace! 🎶😂 #FirstWorldAppProblems"
5 months ago
Share →: Today’s toddlers can switch on laptops and use apps. When I was little, I ate sand.

Commentary:
"Times sure have changed! 🤯👶💻 While some toddlers are tech-savvy, others were just busy exploring the… culinary delights of the backyard 😂🏖️ Who needs apps when you've got a buffet of sand, right? 🍴🏜️"
5 months ago
Share →: Always be kind. You never know who has subscriptions to your favorite streaming apps.

Commentary:
"Always be kind… You wouldn't want to lose access to your beloved shows just because you forgot to smile! 😉📺 #StreamingEtiquette"
5 months ago
Share →: Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).

Commentary:
"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"
5 months ago
Share →: If food delivery apps had never been invented, I would either be wildly rich or dead.

Commentary:
"If food delivery apps had never been invented, my bank account would be thriving from all the money saved…but my survival instincts might have also been put to the test 🍔😅 #FeastOrFamine"