90 Funny break quotes

• Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

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  2 months ago

  break, cycle, driving, humor, i, illegal, joke, just, kids, light, parenting, told

• That odd feeling when your lunch break is over and you still have to work for another 30 years.

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  2 months ago

  30, another, break, feeling, lunch, odd, over, still, work, year’s

• Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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  2 months ago

  arts, break, chan, humor, i, irony, jackie, Jackie Chan, legs, martial, martial arts, say, trouble, used, want

• I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

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  2 months ago

  break, humor, i, night, only, phone, rest, sleep, technology

• Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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  2 months ago

  abyss, anxiety, awkwardness, break, existential, humor, meetings, office, social, social anxiety, stares, work

• Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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  2 months ago

  activity, break, enough, humor, okay, procrastination, today

• I need a break from me.

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  2 months ago

  break, health, humor, i, me, mental, mental health, need, reflection, rest, self, time

• They give smokers all those breaks to make up for the time taken off their lifespan.

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  2 months ago

  break, breaks, give, health, humor, irony, lifespan, smoker, smokers, taken, time

• Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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  2 months ago

  activity, back, bag, bread, break, break in, funny activity, house, humor, joke, prank, put, toast

• The only reason I insist on returning to the office is because my cat needs a break from me staring at him all day.

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  2 months ago

  break, cat, day, home, humor, i, isolation, me, needs, office, only, pet, reason, relationship, staring, work, work from home

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