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20 Funny chair quotes

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

1 month ago

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

2 months ago

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

2 months ago

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

3 months ago

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

3 months ago

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

3 months ago

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

3 months ago

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

3 months ago

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

3 months ago

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

3 months ago

An electric car is just another electric chair.

3 months ago

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

3 months ago

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

3 months ago

Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

3 months ago

People always ask me why there’s a chair in my shower. Who the hell eats breakfast standing up?

3 months ago

“Why does my back always hurt?”, I say, while never sitting upright in a chair.

3 months ago

One minute you’re young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair.

3 months ago

I miss the good ol’ days until I remember things like having to get out of my chair and smack the TV to get a clearer picture.

3 months ago

It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool.

3 months ago