34 Funny chair quotes

• Just found out my 84-year-old neighbour is on his own tomorrow, so I’ve just been over to collect his spare chairs to borrow.

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  5 days ago

  age, borrow, borrowing, chair, chairs, Christmas, elderly, found, humor, just, loneliness, neighbor, over, own, spare, tomorrow, visit

• Jacket I left on a chair that sometimes looks like a person at night stuns in new evening nightmare.

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  2 weeks ago

  chair, evening, i, illusion, jacket, left, looks, new, night, nightmare, person, scare, sometimes

• Someone from Facebook Marketplace is coming over to either buy the chairs I have for sale, or to murder me.

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  3 weeks ago

  buy, buyer, chair, chairs, coming, concern, Facebook, Facebook Marketplace, humor, i, marketplace, me, murder, online, online shopping, over, safety, safety concern, sale, shopping, someone

• There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

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  1 month ago

  chair, count, English, English language, enough, express, expression, frustration, hit, humor, i, insult, language, much, never, properly, sarcasm, string, together, violence, want, word, word count, words

• Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

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  2 months ago

  antique, antique chair, butt, butts, chair, feeling, funny observation, observation, seen, sitting, thing, weird, weird feeling

• Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

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  2 months ago

  anger, chair, comedy, coping, coping mechanism, emotional, emotional regulation, forced, frustration, humor, mechanism, okay, patience, regulation, relief, say, self-control, stress, stress relief, throwing

• Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

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  2 months ago

  activity, amusement, barber, celebrate, celebration, chair, fun, fun activity, grooming, hair, hair salon, humor, little, moment, pneumatic, pneumatic chair, relaxation, ride, salon, take

• I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

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  2 months ago

  chair, chaos, childhood, cup, high, high chair, humor, independence, just, parenting, power, sippy, sippy cup, throwing, toddler

• Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

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  2 months ago

  caffeine, chair, coffee, drinking, frowned, frowned upon, frustration, humor, people, relief, stress, stress relief, throwing, throwing chair, upon

• In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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  2 months ago

  awkward, awkward moment, chair, humor, mall, massage, moaning, moment, relaxation

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