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26 Funny chair quotes

Funny chair quotes bring a whole new level of comfort and laughter to your day! 🪑😂 Whether you’re sitting down for a break or just admiring your favorite seat, these witty sayings will have you chuckling every time you take a load off. Perfect for sharing with friends or brightening up your workspace, get ready to enjoy some chair-inspired humor that’s as cozy as your comfiest cushion! 😄✨

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

I’m not always a couch potato. For instance, right now I’m a chair potato, and later I’ll be a bed potato.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My husband clearly believes that chairs just magically push themselves back in.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Sitting in an antique chair is weird, like this thing has seen so many butts.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

Posted on6 months ago

Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

Posted onFeb 28, 2025Feb 28, 2025

In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I hate when my cat runs into my bedroom and hisses at an empty chair, then runs back out again; and I then have to fall asleep holding a crucifix.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I have almost 100,000 miles on my office chair. So I got that going for me.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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