22 Funny chair quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Forced to say “it’s okay” instead of throwing a chair at them.

  Commentary:
  When you channel your inner Zen master instead of your inner WWE wrestler 😂🪑💫

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Can we take a moment to celebrate the little ride we get in the pneumatic chair at the hair salon or barber when they pump it up or down?

  Commentary:
  Celebrating the thrilling amusement park ride that comes free with every haircut! 🎢💇‍♂️🎈

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the untamed might of a toddler with a sippy cup in hand – a force to be reckoned with! If only we could channel that same level of confidence and determination in our adult lives, imagine the chaos we could cause (or prevent)! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility – and probably a lot of spilled juice.

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.

  Commentary:
  ☕️ "Sipping on that coffee like a civilized adult because trust me, throwing chairs is so last season! 😝 Who knew caffeine could prevent a potential furniture-throwing incident! Keep calm and drink coffee, folks!" ☕️

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone found a whole new level of zen at the mall! 🧘‍♂️💆‍♂️ Just hope they don't start a trend of 'moaning' as the latest relaxation technique! 🤣 #MallZen"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Imagine hating me and im just at my desk spinning reeaaally fast in my office chair.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry to spin out of your hate radius! 🌀💨 Maybe my spinning chair is just dodging all the negativity coming my way! 😄 #OfficeOlympics"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s okay, wobbly chair, I’m unstable too.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the wobbly chair and I should form a support group for the unstable! 🪑😜 Who knew furniture could relate to our struggles too? Stay strong, wobbly chair, we're in this wobble together! 💪😆"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I thrive in a waiting room. You need me to sit in a chair and look at my phone? No worries, love, I do this at home.

  Commentary:
  Oh, the waiting game champion! 🏆 Sitting pretty in a waiting room like a pro, armed with the ultimate weapon – my phone! 📱Who needs Netflix and chill when you can have Phone and Still? 😂 #WaitingRoomWarrior

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  5 months ago

  Share →: But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew that a chair could have a case of the Mondays 😆🪑 At least it's job security for the furniture! #LazyChair #LaundryLife"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can recognize working-class kids by the fact that they hang their jacket over the chair in the restaurant and not on the coat hook.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic 'jacket over the chair' move – the unofficial badge of honor for all us working-class heroes! 🧥💁‍♂️ Who needs coat hooks when you've got style and practicality all rolled into one, am I right? 😄 #WorkingClassChic"

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