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101 Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter to the holiday season! 🎄😂 From holiday mishaps to playful takes on Christmas traditions, these quotes capture the joy and humor of the festive time. Get ready to chuckle and spread some cheer! 😄🎅

What we need is an evil Santa who steals our children’s most annoying toys.

2 weeks ago

I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

1 month ago

Santa keeps a pair of mounted antlers over his fireplace to keep the reindeer from unionizing.

1 month ago

Congratulations to the people who never took their Christmas decorations down. You’re almost there.

1 month ago

Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

1 month ago

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

1 month ago

The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

2 months ago

My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

2 months ago

Everyone who got my kids board games for Christmas, when are you coming back to play with them?

2 months ago

Eating cookies left for Santa because the cowboy was a no show.

2 months ago

Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.

2 months ago

Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

3 months ago

Putting away the Christmas tree. Sad day for cats.

3 months ago

I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

3 months ago

I was going to buy my wife a car for Christmas but then I remembered I don’t live in a commercial.

3 months ago

Can’t wait for my husband to see what he bought everyone for Christmas.

3 months ago

This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise.

3 months ago

Wishing all the contacts in my phone “Merry Christmas, I hope you get what you deserve” and just letting that work itself out.

3 months ago

Pretty cool that we all come together on Christmas and celebrate the birth of Santa.

3 months ago

Sleeping nakey nakey nakey just in case Santa wants a different type of cookie tonight.

3 months ago

Sorry I’m late. I was scraping the clearance tag off your Christmas present.

3 months ago

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

3 months ago

Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

3 months ago

Everyone knows that Christmas is the celebration of the immaculate conception of Mariah Carey.

3 months ago

I’ll be home for Christmas, because that’s where I live.

3 months ago

When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

3 months ago

“Santa isn’t real!” Okay, I literally just saw him at the mall.

3 months ago

Christmas is coming and you’re not.

3 months ago

l identify as a Christmas tree. Lit on the outside, dead on the inside.

3 months ago

Closing down one work tab every day until Christmas like a reverse advent calendar.

3 months ago