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Funny Christmas quotes

Nov 20
Share →: Spent the day decorating the house for Christmas and my wife spent the day re-decorating the house for Christmas.
Nov 17
Share →: I won’t be accepting any parcels for the neighbors in December this year. Last year it was all junk.
Nov 15
Share →: Christmas decor isn’t meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house.
Oct 26
Share →: This year I’d like an advent calendar with 24 different tranquilizers.
Oct 20
Share →: Ho, ho, holy shit is Christmas stressful.
Oct 17
Share →: I’d be really slim if it wasn’t for birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother’s Day, weekends and me.
Sep 25
Share →: Asking Santa Claus for nudes.
Sep 25
Share →: When you think about it, Jesus really accomplished a lot in the four months between Christmas and Easter.
Sep 22
Share →: Remember it’s Christmas. You need to check your elf before you wreck your shelf.
Sep 22
Share →: No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping tube is still a fun thing to bonk someone over the head with.