113 Funny Christmas quotes

Funny Christmas quotes are the perfect way to add some laughter to the holiday season! 🎄😂 From holiday mishaps to playful takes on Christmas traditions, these quotes capture the joy and humor of the festive time. Get ready to chuckle and spread some cheer! 😄🎅

Just checked my bank account. Looks like everyone’s getting…

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Looks like Santa's gifting me coal while I spread joy and good vibes for Christmas! 🎅💸✨

All I want for Christmas this year is the housing market to…

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🎄😂 If Santa delivers that, I'm asking for a mansion next year! 🏠💸

Eating Halloween candy and putting up my Christmas tree bec…

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Channeling some "let's merge holidays" energy! 🌲🍬🎃 Because if we're going to mix Christmas and Halloween, why not throw in some Easter eggs and a turkey too? 🐰🥚🦃

This year has gone by so quick. Christmas is basically tomo…

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Time flies when you're having fun—or when you just blink! 🎅⏰🙃

August is almost over. September is next week. Time to pick…

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Guess I better start prepping for beach season as well! 🎃🎄🍾🏖️ Time travel, anyone?

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her…

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Plot twist: I'm only in it for the pine-scented real estate! 🌲🤑🙌

Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’a…

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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋

I’m not saying I’m old, but when I was in schoo…

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Wow, your history books must have had a section on dinosaurs! 🦖📚🚬

It’s not jingling to you that I’m standing on Christmas.

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Standing atop Christmas, but the bells are on a coffee break 🎅🔔☕

I refuse to be bound by the social construct called “…

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Celebrating Halloween in March and Thanksgiving leftovers in May, I'm just living my best life! 🎃🦃🎄