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“You’re always drinking wine!” God forbid a girl enjoys the first miracle of Jesus.
1 week ago
Men used to go to war, now they drinking matcha.
2 weeks ago
I’m never drinking again, unless something is going on later today.
2 weeks ago
Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
1 month ago
My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror.
1 month ago
Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself.
1 month ago
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me.
1 month ago
My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.
1 month ago
Drinking coffee because throwing chairs at people is frowned upon.
2 months ago
British people be like “I’m Bri ish” cause they drank the “T”
2 months ago
You don’t need fun to have alcohol.
2 months ago
The only team building exercise we had when I started working was called “Happy Hour.”
3 months ago
Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
3 months ago
I’ve been doing Dry January, but it’s literally just been my lips and skin.
3 months ago
A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
3 months ago
The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.
3 months ago
Getting drunk was invented by Big Text to make you send more texts.
3 months ago
If you get hangovers, it’s because you drank the beers with impure intentions and heavy karmic debt.
3 months ago
No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
3 months ago
Tonight I wanted to stop drinking but then I remembered the owner of the pub has a family to feed.
3 months ago
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