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Funny drinking quotes capture the moments when a little too much wine (or tequila) turns ordinary situations into comedy gold! πŸ˜‚πŸ» Whether it’s trying to remember what happened last night, debating if it’s too early for a cocktail, or simply enjoying the freedom of a drink with friends, these quotes remind us that drinking isn’t just about the beverages β€” it’s about the laughs that come with every sip. Cheers to that! πŸ˜†πŸ₯‚πŸΈ

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