121 Funny drinking quotes

• Don’t blame the alcohol. You were an idiot before you started drinking.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Better to be an overthinker than an overdrinker.

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  3 weeks ago

  better, comparison, drinking, humor, overdrinker, overthinker, thinking, witty

• The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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  4 weeks ago

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• The most dangerous drinking game I play, is seeing how long I can go without coffee.

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  4 weeks ago

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• At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

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  2 months ago

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• Drinking coffee because hitting people over the head with a shovel is frowned upon.

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  2 months ago

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• Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

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  2 months ago

  alone, beer, drinking, humor, posture, relaxation, terrible

• Next time I feel butterflies, I’m chugging down a bottle of tequila so they drown.

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  2 months ago

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• If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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  2 months ago

  dance, drinking, home, humor, me, music, nightlife, party, playing, push, song, take

• While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

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  2 months ago

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