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My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

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Some people find it strange when you talk to your pet. I find conversations with some people much stranger.

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I’m not β€œlate”, I’m just very creative with my interpretation of β€œtime”.

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There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

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There is still plenty of room in my heart, but the bouncer has become a little stricter in recent years.

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Lord, please take this gas out of my stomach and put it in my car.

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Do you think working at Pizza Hut would help you get a job at Sunglass Hut? You know, with all that hut experience?

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ChatGPT is there for me in ways I don’t think any man ever could be.

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As you get older, you suddenly realize that the Smurf who hates everything is the normal one.

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The word “misread” can be misread as “misread.”

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I’m implementing a new policy in my house: any child who is awake past bedtime can either go to sleep or clean the house, no exceptions.

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My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

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All the things I like to do are either immoral, illegal, or fattening.

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I love wearing sunglasses. Am I looking at your face? Am I looking at your ass? No one knows.

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I have one of those metal briefcases handcuffed to my wrist, and inside… my grandmother’s meatloaf recipe.

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Before you have kids, ask yourself: how patient am I with really stupid people?

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Don’t tell me that everything was better in the past. I was there.

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Hey boy, are you the sun? Because you were a big part of my life this summer but now I feel like I never see you.

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I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes.

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I’m addicted to placebos.

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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

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I wonder if Mary and Joseph hated putting away the Christmas stuff as much as I do.

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The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

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If cats could text you back, they wouldn’t.

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When I finally snap it’ll be because I had to type my email address in on the TV.

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Yes, my sex drive is higher than my will to live, and what about it?

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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Another fine day ruined by responsibilities.

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Back to work after the long holiday weekend, so you’re finally away from the relatives you don’t like, and back with the co-workers you don’t like.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

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This is the fastest December in the history of all December.

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Nowadays an “all-nighter” means I didn’t have to get up to pee.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

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Sometimes I wonder if the plot ever gets tired of being twisted.

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Jealous that my phone can just die for a little while.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

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Don’t even bother contacting me on the Ouija Board after I die. I barely answer my texts now.

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