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85 Funny drinking quotes
Funny drinking quotes capture the moments when a little too much wine (or tequila) turns ordinary situations into comedy gold! ππ» Whether itβs trying to remember what happened last night, debating if it’s too early for a cocktail, or simply enjoying the freedom of a drink with friends, these quotes remind us that drinking isn’t just about the beverages β itβs about the laughs that come with every sip. Cheers to that! ππ₯πΈ
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- Itβs not ‘drinking alone’ if youβre at work.
- Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.
- I let my cat smell every wine I drink so she can get a job as a sommelier and help pay my rent.
- Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said βbreast milkβ and now sheβs not talking to me.
- Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever youβre drinking.
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"Designated drivers beware: some folks are too talented at being backseat comedians! πππ·" -
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ππΉ "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" ππ -
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"That moment when your liver remembers the cycle better than you do! π»π€¦ββοΈπ" -
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"Living the trilogy of life: hydrate like a champ, caffeinate like you're on a deadline, and celebrate like it's 5 o'clock somewhere! π₯€βοΈπ₯" -
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- If you drink enough, any bar can be a karaoke bar.
- If your drinking story doesnβt involve law enforcement, Iβm not listening.
- I’m writing a book on the joys of drinking beer. So far I’ve been through a lot of drafts.
- Me, as a vampire: Tell me, mortal, have you had any alcohol in the last 24 hours?
- A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.
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