15 Funny employee quotes

• I feel like this holiday season, it’s important to remind people of the true meaning of Christmas: ghosts terrorizing rich people in the middle of the night until they agree to pay their employees more.

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  3 weeks ago

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• It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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  2 months ago

  assume, assumption, boss, employee, employees, humor, insane, job, motivation, office, paycheck, reason, truly, work, working

• I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

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  2 months ago

  boss, employee, found, Funny, gone, hr, humor, i, joke, joke gone wrong, management, office, tell, told, workplace, workplace humor, wrong

• If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

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  2 months ago

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• Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

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  2 months ago

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• Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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  2 months ago

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• Microsoft Teams needs to add a “spank” reaction for when I want to reprimand my employees during a video call.

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  2 months ago

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• People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  2 months ago

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• Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

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  2 months ago

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• Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

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  2 months ago

  always, boss, employee, good, hard, humor, i, me, wit, workplace

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