Funny employee quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: People who work in customer service should be allowed to fight one customer a day. Two on Fridays.

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  Commentary:
  "Finally, a way to end the week with a *bang*! 🥊💥 Just imagine the 'Buy One, Get One Free' of stress relief! 🤣🙌 #FistOfTheWeek"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Every retail employee should get to hit one customer a year and there is no way for customers to tell if they’ve used it yet.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that would definitely make customer service a lot more interesting! 😂 Imagine walking into a store not knowing if today is the day you'll get bopped on the head for being a difficult shopper. 🛒💢 Just another reason to be extra nice to retail staff! 🤣 #CustomerServiceGoals"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? Me: Because a good employee is hard to find.

  Commentary:
  "Boss: Why do I have to always come and find you? 🤔 Me: Because a good employee is hard to find… and an even better hider! 🤣🕵️‍♂️ #HideAndSeekChampion"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The Pope is the only employee who never gets to see his boss. Not even at the Christmas party.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the Pope missed out on scoring some divine holiday bonuses this year! 🎅🎄🎁 #PopeProblems"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, humans! The real MVP in this summer heat is none other than the air conditioner. 🥶🏆 Let's show some appreciation and hang that 'Employee of the Month' plaque with pride! 😂 #ACforPresident"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Show me in the employee handbook where it says I can’t make weird noises in my cubicle.

  Commentary:
  🤪📚 "Hmm, let's see… Ah, here it is! Page 47, Section 3.5: 'Thou shalt not unleash random weird noises that disturb thy cubicle neighbors.' Looks like you're officially busted! Better start practicing your silent mime routines instead! 😂"

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