151 Funny enough quotes

• If they can make a nuclear reactor small enough to power a submarine, why can’t they make one for my house?

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  3 weeks ago

  energy, enough, house, humor, irony, nuclear, nuclear reactor, power, reactor, small, submarine, technology

• There’s going to be a full moon this Christmas! Because mixing family and alcohol together wasn’t enough…

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  3 weeks ago

  alcohol, celebration, Christmas, enough, family, full, full moon, going, holiday, humor, mix, mixing, moon, together

• There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else).

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  3 weeks ago

  comparison, dining, else, enough, everyone, excess, food, humor, mashed, mashed potato, much, nowhere, portion, portion size, posh, potato, restaurant, size, too

• Not wearing glasses anymore, I’ve seen enough.

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  3 weeks ago

  enough, glasses, humor, seeing, seen, vision

• The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Good luck to everyone out there trying to gather enough energy to function this week.

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  3 weeks ago

  energy, enough, everyone, fatigue, function, good, humor, luck, motivation, struggle, trying, week

• Neurodivergents will be like, ‘I’m so tired,’ and then refuse to sleep because they haven’t had enough me time after surviving the day.

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  3 weeks ago

  after, day, enough, exhaustion, me, me time, neurodivergent, refuse, sleep, survival, time, tired

• Hired a financial advisor, and his first piece of advice was that I don’t make nearly enough money to justify paying a financial advisor.

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  3 weeks ago

  advice, advisor, budgeting, cost, enough, finance, financial, financial advisor, hiring, humor, i, money, paying, personal, personal finance, piece

• One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

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  3 weeks ago

  ability, credit, enough, humor, learn, lesson, lot, nobody, observation, pigeon, sidewalk, thing

• Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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  3 weeks ago

  ball, enough, fight, football, humor, just, literally, making, over, player, players, reason, saw, sideline, sport

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