126 Funny experience quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Post beach shower is undefeated. Greatest feeling a human could experience. Throw a nap in there, and you will never touch serenity so close.

  Commentary:
  Sound like the secret to happiness is just sand, shower, and snooze! Beach therapy at its finest! 🏖️🚿😴

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  3 days ago

  Share →: They should invent a relationship that doesn’t turn into the worst experience of my entire life.

  Commentary:
  Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza 🍕❤️😂

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  3 days ago

  Share →: The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the classic social media paradox: more fame, more stress, and more need for caffeine! ☕📱😅

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  3 days ago

  Share →: Using a remote to type on a keyboard on the TV is truly one of the worst human experiences that we endure.

  Commentary:
  Trying to type on a TV with a remote is like trying to write a novel using a potato 🥔📺✏️

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

  Commentary:
  Who needs a cat's nine lives when you've got childhood antics keeping you on your toes! 🤸‍♂️😅🧁

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  4 days ago

  Share →: We should make a new internet that’s as hard to use as the old internet was, so anyone that’s too stupid to have used the internet 20 years ago can’t get on it.

  Commentary:
  Wow, my modem just made noises that sent my cat into witness protection 😂📞📟

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Job hunting has legitimately been the most demoralizing experience of my life. Nothing else will make you realize how little you can actually do.

  Commentary:
  So true, job hunting really is just adult hide-and-seek where the jobs do all the hiding. 🔍🤷‍♂️😂

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  5 days ago

  Share →: Sometimes I can’t believe people have had the honor of experiencing my love and chose to hurt me instead.

  Commentary:
  Who knew my love came with a warranty and they still didn't read the fine print? 🤦‍♀️💔😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: It’s so hot out, I just hydroplaned off the toilet seat at work.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like you need an inflatable pool float for the bathroom! 😂🚽💦

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  1 week ago

  Share →: By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

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