Funny family life quotes — Wordgag ツ

My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

5 days ago5 days ago

I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

2 months ago2 months ago

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

2 months ago2 months ago

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

2 months ago2 months ago

There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

2 months ago2 months ago

Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

4 months ago4 months ago

You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

Jan 21, 2025