Funny family life quotes

• My husband said it would be easier if we had a Christmas house that we moved into in December, instead of taking all these decorations out.

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  4 weeks ago

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• “Easy like Sunday morning” is something people with no kids say.

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  2 months ago

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• Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

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  2 months ago

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• Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

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  2 months ago

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• There are two types of people: those who are clueless about their kids’ schedules and the other who plan it down to the minute. And they end up marrying each other.

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  2 months ago

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• Having a toddler is wild. I’m getting breaking news about Peppa Pig.

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  2 months ago

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• You know you’re the father of teen boys when a shoe print on the ceiling no longer fazes you.

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  2 months ago

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• My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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  4 months ago

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• I regret to inform you that we must all once again figure out what to make for dinner tonight.

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  5 months ago

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• Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra.

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  5 months ago

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