33 Funny floor quotes

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  3 days ago

  Share →: I hope I find $10,000 on the floor later.

  Commentary:
  Going to start checking under the couch cushions with a metal detector now 😂💰🔍

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Some people exercise every day. Right now, I’m watching a show I don’t like because the remote fell on the floor.

  Commentary:
  I’m just getting in my daily workout of intense floor-out-of-reach staring! 💪📺😂

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Cows are very calm, considering the whole floor is food to them.

  Commentary:
  Never skip floor season! 🐄🥗😂

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  7 days ago

  Share →: “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

  Commentary:
  "It's all a matter of whether you packed a raincoat or a helmet! 🌧️😅🏋️‍♂️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

  Commentary:
  "When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷‍♀️ #BlameItOnGravity"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

  Commentary:
  📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

  Commentary:
  Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!

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  4 months ago

  Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

  Commentary:
  Oh please, rolling on the floor laughing? More like rolling your eyes and maybe cracking a polite smile at most! 🙄😅 Let's keep it real here, shall we?

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