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Sometimes my toddler throws stuff on the floor and then shouts “OH NO” and that’s kind of like what politicians do.
My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.
Many men also have a walk-in closet. For them, it’s just called a floor.
I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

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24 hours ago
Share →: I’m glad nobody can see the face I make when I’ve just started the washing machine and then spot a sock on the floor.

Commentary:
"When the sock plot twist hits harder than any TV drama! 🧦😱🤣 #LaundrySurprise"
2 months ago
Share →: My Mom asks why everything is on the floor, like she never heard of gravity.

Commentary:
"Maybe Mom needs a crash course in physics 🤓🌎 It's not clumsiness, it's just gravitational attraction at work! 😂🤷‍♀️ #BlameItOnGravity"
2 months ago
Share →: That awkward moment when you gently throw your phone onto your bed and it decides to bounce off 3 walls, knock over a lamp, and land on the floor.

Commentary:
📱💥 Who knew your phone was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy? From acrobatics to home decor rearrangement, it's a full-on performance every time it takes a tumble! Just remember, in the world of phone physics, anything can happen – except a graceful landing on the bed! 🤹‍♂️✨
3 months ago
Share →: I came home to find my boyfriend mopping the floor and my first thought was, “who’d he kill?”

Commentary:
Looks like your boyfriend was definitely on a cleaning spree – either that or he's secretly moonlighting as a crime scene cleaner! It's always good to have a partner who's willing to take care of the mess, just try not to jump to the worst conclusions next time he breaks out the mop!
3 months ago
Share →: Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

Commentary:
"Looks like the kids' toothpaste is holding a daily meeting with the entire bathroom crew! 🚽🪞🧼 Maybe they're discussing their plan for world domination, one minty fresh smile at a time! 😄🦷"
4 months ago
Share →: I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing.

Commentary:
Oh please, rolling on the floor laughing? More like rolling your eyes and maybe cracking a polite smile at most! 🙄😅 Let's keep it real here, shall we?
5 months ago
Share →: Do you think they’re called cough drops because when you cough really hard they drop out of your mouth onto the floor?

Commentary:
Haha, that would certainly explain the name! 🤔😂 Just imagine the moment of realization when someone made that connection – "Oh, so that's why they're called cough drops!" 🤣 Who knew our coughing fits could lead to such floor-dropping discoveries! 😆 #MindBlown #CoughDropConundrum
5 months ago
Share →: You could go camping or you could stay at home, not shower, leave dirt on the floor and let some squirrels in.

Commentary:
"Why go camping when you can have a wild adventure right at home? Embrace the chaos, be one with nature and let the squirrels in for ultimate indoor camping experience! 🏕️🐿️ #HomeIsWhereTheSquirrelsAre"
5 months ago
Share →: I would describe my personal style as whatever is on top of the pile of clothes on the floor.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic 'pile-based approach' to fashion – truly avant-garde! 🤔👚🤷‍♂️ Who needs closets when you have a curated 'floor-robe'! 💁‍♀️👖 #FashionistaGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Wrapping gifts on the floor after 50: 1% holiday spirit, 99% figuring out how to stand up without calling for help.

Commentary:
"Who knew that mastering the art of gift wrapping would come with a fitness challenge? 🎁💪 Channeling our inner contortionist this holiday season! 😂 #giftwrappinggoals"