14 Funny forgetting quotes

• Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling.

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  2 months ago

  accessory, beauty, care, daily, daily routine, fashion, feeling, forgetting, humor, jewelry, literally, perfume, personal, personal care, put, routine, worst

• The way I forget stuff at my age, I just know it is over for me after 50.

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  50, 50s, after, age, age humor, aging, forget, forgetting, humor, i, joke, just, know, lapse, me, memory, memory lapse, middle, middle age, over, stuff

• I’ve never been to hell, but I once forgot to buy batteries for the toys on Christmas morning. The sound is still ringing in my ears.

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  battery, chaos, Christmas, family, forgetting, hell, humor, i, morning, sound, still, toys

• I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

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  2 months ago

  adulthood, age, expectations, forgetfulness, forgetting, humor, i, keep, me, people, positive, pregnancy, pregnant, reaction, social, social expectations, tell, where

• My signature move is forgetting someone’s name 2 seconds after they tell me.

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  2 months ago

  2, after, awkwardness, forgetting, interaction, me, memory, move, name, seconds, signature, signature move, social, social interaction, tell

• Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

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  2 months ago

  actually, back, communication, forget, forgetting, humor, i, pretending, procrastination, response, sorry, text

• Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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  equivalent, forget, forgetting, home, humor, leaving, medieval, modern, phone, sword, technology, times

• Forgetting how to clean the dishes and shooting them with a gun.

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  clean, cleaning, dishes, forget, forgetting, frustration, gun, household, humor, shooting

• “I can’t possibly lose this if I put it here” I say to myself before completely forgetting where here is.

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  before, confusion, forgetting, games, here, humor, i, location, lose, losing, memory, mind, mind games, myself, put, say, self-talk, where

• Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

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  2 months ago

  accident, accidentally, financial, follow, forgetting, home, humor, me, money, save, tips, tricks, wallet

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