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Funny government quotes provide a humorous perspective on the world of politics and bureaucracy. 🏛️😄 From witty remarks about legislative quirks to playful jabs at administrative processes, these quotes highlight the lighter side of government. Enjoy a laugh while navigating the often complex and amusing realm of public affairs! 🏛️😄

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Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.
Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.
It’s weird how the UFO’s always seem to crash in places that only the government and military have access to.
“Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.
I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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2 months ago
Share →: Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Commentary:
Well, sometimes you just have to trust the ladies in ponds with sharp objects, they might have better governmental advice than you think! 🗡️👩🌊 #SwordPowerGovernance
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry I can’t have a pleasant, safe and affordable life, my government said no.

Commentary:
"Looks like my government skipped the memo on 'Making Life Easy 101' and went straight to the advanced level of 'Making Life Complicated 404'. 🤷‍♂️💸 #ThanksNotThanks"
5 months ago
Share →: Feels like the Chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone cranked up the dial on the snooze button to 'extra-strength' mode! 😴🚀 Must be that top-secret Chinese coffee substitute they're using. ☕️🇨🇳"
5 months ago
Share →: Pets don’t talk because the moment they do, the government will tax them.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine Fluffy filing his own tax returns? 🐱💼 Just another reason why our furry friends keep their meows and woofs to themselves! 🐶🤫 #TaxingTails"
5 months ago
Share →: The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy.

Commentary:
"The real threat to Democracy is the Bureaucracy… trying to figure out who approves which forms in triplicate! 📝🤯 Who knew paperwork could be so subversive?! "
5 months ago
Share →: I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

Commentary:
"Looks like the government shutdown is putting more pressure on your wardrobe than on politicians! 🤦‍♂️ Maybe we should all show up in our pajamas and call it a day! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: There is certainly no life on other planets. Otherwise our government would have sent money there long ago.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old mystery of extraterrestrial life 💫 If only aliens accepted government funding, we'd have interplanetary stimulus packages by now! 👽💸 #GovernmentPriorities"
5 months ago
Share →: Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

Commentary:
"Jury duty: the ultimate surprise office party where you get to play detective without the cool spy gadgets. 🔍💼 And the pay? A whopping $15 to solve real-life mysteries. Sign me up for that adventure! 🕵️‍♂️💸"
5 months ago
Share →: “Don’t shoot your gun at the hurricane” the government says. I’ll do my own research, thanks.

Commentary:
"Who knew hurricanes had beef with bullets? 🤷‍♂️ Better stick to researching weather patterns instead of playing Weatherman Rambo! 🌪️💥 #ScienceVsStorms"
5 months ago
Share →: Kinda messed up that the government knows my birthday but never sends me a gift or anything.

Commentary:
"Seriously, I've been fully expecting a giant birthday cake emoji delivery from the government every year 🎂🎁🎉 Maybe I should start dropping hints during tax season! 💸😂 #WhereMyGiftAt"