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11 Funny key quotes

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

The invention of locks was a key turning point in history.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

Getting a key tattoo, but getting it covered up with a doormat tattoo, so no one ever finds it.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025