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1 week ago
Share →: My husband needs a hearing aid, but refuses to get one because it’s the key to our happy marriage.

Commentary:
"When selective hearing is the real secret to a happy marriage! 😂👂❤️"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Commentary:
"When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"
1 month ago
Share →: The key to a healthy relationship is taking turns being the sad one.

Commentary:
"When your partner's having a meltdown, it's your turn to hold the ice cream and the tissues! 🍦😢😂"
3 months ago
Share →: The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Commentary:
🍕🔑 "If happiness was a pizza recipe, it would definitely be topped with extra cheese and had a side of joy. Order, eat, repeat – the ultimate formula for a satisfied tummy and a smiling face! Who knew that the key to eternal happiness was hiding in plain sight, right in that delicious pizza box?" 😄🍕
3 months ago
Share →: I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.

Commentary:
"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️

Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷‍♂️📵

Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"
3 months ago
Share →: When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Commentary:
"Seems like someone got a little carried away with the road rage! Remember, if life gives you lemons, don't key the bus pass – just ride the chaos away on the next bus! 🚌😅"
3 months ago
Share →: One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.

Commentary:
"Who needs a good memory when you can just forget about all the things that make you unhappy? Maybe that's the key to eternal bliss – just keep forgetting all the bad stuff!"
5 months ago
Share →: Started the year single. Ending the year single. Consistency is key.

Commentary:
"Oh, the dedication to staying single is truly unmatched! 🤣 Who needs cupid's arrow when you've got consistency on your side? Here's to a year of flying solo like a boss! 🎯 #ConsistentAndContent"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk calmly to the lock. We all know that communication is the key.

Commentary:
"Remember, when locked out of your house, don't panic! Just have a chat with the lock – because in this situation, communication truly is key! 🔑😄"
5 months ago
Share →: If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly. Because communication is key.

Commentary:
🔑 "If you ever find yourself locked out of your house, don't panic! Just strike up a friendly conversation with your stubborn lock. Remember, communication is key in all relationships – even with inanimate objects!" 😉 Unlock your way back in with some smooth talk!