15 Funny keys quotes

• My keys fell in the snow, and now they’re gone forever — time to start a new life under a new name in a warmer climate.

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  5 days ago

  climate, forever, gone, humor, keys, life, lost, lost keys, misfortune, name, new, new life, new name, relocation, snow, start, time, under, warmer, warmer climate

• I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late.

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  1 month ago

  activity, daily, daily routine, day, every, forgetfulness, fun, fun activity, humor, hunt, i, keys, late, me, myself, procrastination, punctuality, put, routine, same, spot, treasure, treasure hunt, why

• If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

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  1 month ago

  behavior, funny idea, giant, giant house, house, humor, idea, keys, own, ownership, people, perception, social, social behavior, think

• A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

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  1 month ago

  aging, big, confusion, forgetfulness, growing, growing up, humor, keys, knowing, life, memory

• Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

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  1 month ago

  absurdity, am, big, dropped, every, head, humor, husband, i, keys, piano, post, Reddit, relationship, teeth, wrong

• Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

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  1 month ago

  accessory, funny idea, getting, humor, i, idea, keys, lose, nose, nose ring, personal, personal style, practicality, quirky, quirky solution, ring, solution, style

• You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

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  1 month ago

  came, came from, context, forget, humor, keys, memory, never, should, where

• I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

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  1 month ago

  always, arm, carry, grocery, humor, i, keys, multitasking, one arm, pocket, struggle, wrong, wrong pocket

• Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

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  1 month ago

  call, forgetfulness, forgot, humor, i, item, keys, lost, lost item, put, someone, where

• The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

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  1 month ago

  adult, daily, daily life, glasses, head, humor, keys, knees, life, phone, priorities, responsibility, version, wallet

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