Funny quotes keys

12 Funny keys quotes

A big part of aging is accumulating keys and not knowing what they’re for.

2 months ago

Every Reddit relationship post is like “My husband dropped a big piano on my head and when I emerged from the rubble my teeth had been replaced by the keys. Am I in the wrong?”

3 months ago

Getting a nose ring, so I don’t lose my keys.

3 months ago

You should never forget where you came from. That’s probably where your keys are.

3 months ago

I don’t always carry all the groceries on one arm, but when I do, my keys are in the wrong pocket.

3 months ago

Can someone call my keys? I forgot where I put them.

3 months ago

The adult version of “head, shoulders, knees and toes” is “wallet, glasses, keys and phone.”

3 months ago

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

3 months ago

I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga.

3 months ago

People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

3 months ago

If you wave your keys in front of a giant house, people will think you own it.

3 months ago