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Funny kitchen quotes

May 10
Share →: I’ve jogged with my jogging pants about as often as I’ve rolled through the kitchen with kitchen roll.
May 10
Share →: No matter how old you are, when the kitchen roll is empty, you have a telescope.
Nov 20
Share →: I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.
Sep 23
Share →: I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.
Sep 22
Share →: Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.
Sep 22
Share →: My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song from 1984, but I can’t remember why I walked into the kitchen.
Sep 22
Share →: I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.
Sep 22
Share →: I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.