107 Funny kitchen quotes

• What’s y’all’s favorite burner on your stove? Mine is front left. That’s my boy. That’s my big dawg.

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  7 days ago

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• I love one-pot recipes. So much less mess than when I was trying to cook things without a pot.

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  7 days ago

  cook, cooking, humor, i, kitchen, less, love, mess, much, one-pot, one-pot recipe, pot, recipe, things, trying

• I always stop the microwave before it beeps because it’s not the boss of me.

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  7 days ago

  always, appliance, beep, before, boss, defiance, humor, i, independence, kitchen, me, microwave, stop

• I hate it when I go to the kitchen for food and only find ingredients.

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  1 week ago

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• I forgot to sweep up some crumbs earlier, and I just heard an ant moaning in pleasure as he discovered the bounty.

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  1 week ago

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• Making dinner with my left hand, so it feels like someone else is doing it.

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  1 week ago

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• We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.

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  1 week ago

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• A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.

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  1 week ago

  adult, always, being, chore, cleaning, daily, daily chore, day, gone, i, kitchen, matter, never, responsibility, takeout, thing

• “NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.

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  1 week ago

  advice, best, casual, casual tone, dishwasher, dishwasher safe, humor, just, kitchen, ok, safe, safety, tone, warning

• Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.

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  1 week ago

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