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3 months ago
Share →: It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Commentary:
"Who says future generations won't have a good laugh? They'll be rolling on the floor chuckling at how we thought avocado toast was a luxury! 🥑😄 Let's hope they have a sense of humor as evolved as their technology! 🚀😆"
3 months ago
Share →: What’s the best job for someone who cries very easily and cannot handle any criticism?

Commentary:
How about becoming a professional tissue tester? 🤣🧻 Guaranteed job security and plenty of opportunities to test those tear ducts! Who needs tissues for the sad movies when you can have them for work? 😂 #NoCriticismAllowed
3 months ago
Share →: I don’t get how alcohol turns y’all evil. I just start giggling and get slutty.

Commentary:
"Alcohol must have missed the memo on 'evil plans' and just decided to throw a giggle party instead! 🥂😂 Who knew being slutty was the real happy hour special? Cheers to keeping it saucy, not sinister! 🍹💃"
4 months ago
Share →: Be the reason someone spits out their drink today.

Commentary:
"Make their day unforgettable by being the unexpected splash in their drink 🥤💦 Cheers to being the surprise they never saw coming!"
4 months ago
Share →: Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

Commentary:
"Looks like the struggle is real even before the day begins! 🤣😴 Keep groaning, champ, you'll make it out eventually! 💪😉"
4 months ago
Share →: I’m glad laughter is the best medicine because my insurance sucks.

Commentary:
"Who needs insurance when you've got laughter, am I right? 💸😂 Laughter may not cover your medical bills, but at least it's a lot less expensive than a visit to the doctor! 💰💊 #CheaperThanPrescriptions"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes uncontrollable laughter is all you need to get the millions of thoughts out of your head.

Commentary:
"Who knew that the ultimate mind-clearing hack was simply laughing like a maniac 😂💭 Let those thoughts scatter like confetti all thanks to unstoppable giggles! 🎉 #BrainCleanse"
5 months ago
Share →: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

Commentary:
"Life motto: Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm! 😂🔧 Who needs fancy tools when you have the power of makeshift fixes and witty comebacks? 💪😜 Keep calm and meme on, folks! 🤣 #LifeHacks #SarcasticSolutions"
5 months ago
Share →: Due to personal reasons, I’ll be using humor to hide pain.

Commentary:
"Me: *cracks joke* 🤣

Also me: *cries internally* 😭

Ah, the great multitasking of using humor as a shield against the cruel world! 😅 #JustSurvivalThings"
5 months ago
Share →: Sometimes you just gotta say LOL and move on.

Commentary:
"Life's too short to dwell on the small stuff – just sprinkle some LOLs and keep strutting like the fabulous unicorn you are! 🦄😂 #LaughItOff #StayFabulous"