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"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"
25 Funny leaving quotes
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- My kids acting shocked there’s ants in my car like they’re not Hansel and Gretel leaving bloody crumb trails.
- I treat people the way I want to be treated by not leaving the house.
- I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”
- You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.
- Walking up to any crime scene and whispering within the crowd, “It’s started again, hasn’t it?” then leaving.
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"Ah, the classic 'social media boomerang!' 🎯👋😅 #LeavingAndReturningChamp" -
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"From shaken, not stirred to southern detective drawl—Daniel Craig just can't resist a good mystery! 🕵️♂️🔍🍸 #From007toDubyaDubyaDubya" -
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"Reading rooms? Overrated. Exiting like a mystery novel? Now, that's some plot twist! 🚪😂📚" -
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"Guess my charm isn't appetizing, but at least the leftovers were! 🍽️😂 #DinnerWin" -
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Ah, the classic “before you go” hook — because nothing says 'happy hour' like a surprise boss mission right at the exit! 😅🚪💼 It’s the professional version of “Do you have a minute?” just as you're about to escape. Guess we all have that moment when our escape plans get hijacked by one last “important” task! 😂🤦♂️ -
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"Who needs socializing when you have cozy pajamas and a Netflix queue calling your name? 🏡🛋️ #IntrovertLife" -
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"Me leaving the house: I hope I don't see anyone… *immediately bumps into neighbor, ex, and that person I owe money to* 😅🙈 #OutAndAboutDrama" -
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"If only our wishes had monetary value! 😂 Imagine the joy of being rich and literally **showered** in cash, but hey, maybe being left alone afterward is the real treasure 🤑💸 #FantasyGoals" -
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"When life gives you lemons 🍋, sometimes all you can do is make a dramatic exit like Caesar! 🚶♂️💨 #DisappointedButDramatic"
Top Funny Leaving Quotes 🔥
- My soul leaving my body when the lecturer says “let’s hear from someone who hasn’t spoken yet”
- He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.
- Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.
- Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.
- I am not leaving this house until my hoodie strings are even.
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