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37 Funny leaving quotes

Funny leaving quotes bring a splash of humor to those bittersweet farewells! 🎉 Whether you’re saying goodbye to a job, a friend, or a chapter in life, these witty words lighten the mood and leave everyone smiling 😄. Perfect for cards, speeches, or social media posts, they turn goodbyes into giggles and make parting ways a little less serious. Ready to laugh through the farewell feels? Let’s dive in! 🚀✨

My only regret is not leaving people alone the first time they moved funny.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Yeah, the planet is dying. The government hates us. The animals are leaving. The aliens aren’t contacting us. We might be alone. It just might be you and me.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Leaving your house and returning back safely is such an underrated blessing.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Quitting a job is not enough. I need them to go out of business when I leave.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

My first mistake was leaving the womb.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

You should be allowed to leave work early if you miss your wife enough.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Thanks for leaving my door open; I was running low on houseflies.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Hi, I’m a social media user, you might know me from such hits as “I’m leaving this stupid place” and “I’m back everybody.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Why read the room when you can leave the room?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Yes, my date did get up and leave during dinner, but luckily she hadn’t finished her food.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Posted onFeb 17, 2025Feb 17, 2025

Me leaving the house: I hope I don’t see anyone.

Posted onFeb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

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