46 Funny leaving quotes

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  15 hours ago

  anxiety, anyone, awkward, awkward moment, early, event, exit, goodbye, introvert, leave, leaving, leaving early, moment, quiet, quiet exit, saying, social, social anxiety, social event, urge

• Leaving out milk and cookies for Santa is literally making an offering to a deity.

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  2 weeks ago

  cookie, deity, holiday, humor, leaving, literally, making, milk, offering, Santa, tradition

• All these self-driving vehicles… It’s only a matter of time before we hear a country song about his truck leaving him.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, breakup, country, country song, hear, humor, leaving, matter, only, self-driving, self-driving vehicle, song, time, truck, vehicle

• Winter hack: Avoid the cold by never leaving your house.

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  3 weeks ago

  avoid, cold, hack, house, leaving, never, staying, staying in, winter

• Anyone still shut off lights when leaving a room because their parents used to say, “Don’t waste electricity!”

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  1 month ago

  anyone, childhood, electricity, habit, leaving, light, lights, nostalgia, parent, parents, reminder, room, say, shut, still, used, waste

• Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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  2 months ago

  appearance, behavior, clothes, dog, funny observation, home, homeless, humor, knows, leaving, nice, observation, only, pet, pet behavior, put

• My first mistake was leaving the womb.

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  2 months ago

  birth, humor, leaving, life, mistake, womb

• The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house.

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  2 months ago

  day, every, game, getting, horror, house, i, leaving, only, play, survival

• “I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

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  2 months ago

  admission, admit, afraid, bad, bad decision, daily, daily life, decision, example, good, house, humor, i, idea, irony, leave, leaving, leaving house, life, mistake, self-deprecation, terrible, thought, today, wrong

• Every squad has that person who has to go home early.

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  2 months ago

  early, every, friend, going, going home, group, home, leaving, leaving early, party, person, social, social group, squad

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