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My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

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I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media. Like, why am I showing my life?

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Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

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I can’t explain how it works, but one day, you just wake up and like sauerkraut.

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Not gonna lie, the age I’m turning this year sounds a little serious, and I don’t like it.

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I’ve asked so many people what LGBTQ stands for. So far no one has given me a straight answer.

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The guy in the stall beside doesn’t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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It sucks that crazy people ruined wearing tinfoil hats for those of us that just did it for fashion purposes.

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I think Australians should have to go three rounds in the ring with a kangaroo before they eat him.

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Not having a crush is dangerous. What am I supposed to think about? What if I invent something?

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Just landed via Pinterest:

I don’t flirt, I just say weird things and hope something sticks.

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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I don’t think anything good will ever happen again until people feel bad about being stupid again.

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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Good morning to everyone except the people who are missing the ability to read the room.

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My search history is filled with me googling regular words just to make sure I’m using them right.

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Crazy that caffeine has no short or long-term negative side effects. Just a super drug from God.

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I’m a go with the flow kind of gal unless the flow is after 9pm or involves parallel parking.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

I hate Valentine’s Day but I do enjoy infant archery.

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Funny living quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday life, adding a sprinkle of laughter to your morning ☀️ and a chuckle before bed 🌜. These witty quips remind us not to take life too seriously 😄, offering a playful twist to mundane moments. Whether you’re in need of a giggle or just a fresh perspective 🤔, these gems promise to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day with a smile 😊.

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2 days ago
Share →: There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

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Imagine paying for virtual stickers when you could be buying *real* stickers instead 🎨😂👾
5 days ago
Share →: Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

Commentary:
When you realize their Netflix password was the real prize all along 🎬🔑😆
6 days ago
Share →: If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Commentary:
Well, I guess that's one way to avoid the 'Can I help you?' inquiry! 😆🛍️🚶‍♂️
6 days ago
Share →: I was living in the moment until I was evicted.

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Living in the moment might be rent-free, but apparently not for long! 😂🏠🚪
1 week ago
Share →: So, you’re telling me I’m just supposed to get up every day and keep living like this? Seems like a scam to me.

Commentary:
"Who knew adulting was the ultimate pyramid scheme? 😂🕵️‍♂️ #ScammedByLife"
1 week ago
Share →: American homes are so strange because, why is your front door in the living room?

Commentary:
"Because who needs a foyer when you can trip over shoes and pets as soon as you enter? 🚪🐶👟 #WelcomeChaos"
1 week ago
Share →: It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, the secret to being a writer: just wing it and let auto-correct do the thinking! 📚🧠✍️😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Every house has a smell that only the people living in it don’t smell.

Commentary:
"Is that why everyone gives their dog credit for the 'unique' aroma? 😂🐶🏠 #NoseBlind"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

Commentary:
"Texting: the art of writing your own 'roast history' 🤦‍♂️📱😂"
2 weeks ago
Share →: Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

Commentary:
"When your friend's job is more mysterious than Area 51 🤔🛸 #ProfessionalEnigma"

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Someone from 🇫🇮 has downloaded:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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Cinderella was a mess. I mean, I have bad taste in men, but at least I never settled for a guy who couldn’t remember what my face looked like.

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If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

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Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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I think Bigfoot had it right, stay in hiding from all the shitty human beings.

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At the strip club sighing until one of the dancers asks me what’s wrong.

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I’m not fat. I just eat in advance.

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You can mess up big time letting someone know you have a printer.

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When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others.

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Broadcasted on Reddit:

People who don’t have a dishwasher, where do they bang their shins?

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

Reported on Snapchat:

Warning: This movie contains “Adult Themes” such as interest rates, bad knees, back pain, and excitement about going to bed early.

Live now on Instagram:

I like how people say “travel safely” like I’m the one flying the plane.

Reported on WeChat:

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Spreading quickly via Pinterest:

I ghost family members too, so believe me, bro — it’s not personal.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

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Why would anyone ever jump OUT of a cake?

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Welcome to your parents’ house, where the wifi password is fEtbqP2LVp3U6Hkh

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