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92 Funny living quotes

Funny living quotes bring a splash of humor to everyday life, adding a sprinkle of laughter to your morning โ˜€๏ธ and a chuckle before bed ๐ŸŒœ. These witty quips remind us not to take life too seriously ๐Ÿ˜„, offering a playful twist to mundane moments. Whether you’re in need of a giggle or just a fresh perspective ๐Ÿค”, these gems promise to tickle your funny bone and brighten your day with a smile ๐Ÿ˜Š.

I am not living la vida loca. I am loca because of la vida.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

I’m confused how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“What do you do for a living?” I do my best.

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

My mental health walks make my mental health worse because I live in a shithole.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Having your own apartment by yourself is so funny, cause I really just swept the whole place naked.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I exaggerated on my job application and said I wanted to work for a living.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Some people are living bowel movement to bowel movement.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Based on the amount of laundry I wash each week, I’m starting to think there are people who live here that I haven’t met yet.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

People out here living double lives, and Iโ€™m barely even holding a single life together.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

If paying a cashier a living wage will make prices go up, why doesn’t replacing cashiers with self-checkouts make prices go down?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Living in your parent’s house is free because you pay with your soul.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Living la vida taco!

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

No one is more stressed than someone who has seen their potential and knows they aren’t living up to it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Being a millennial means finding out you can’t afford to live in that apartment complex you thought was really shady when you were a kid.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

There are real people living amongst us who pay for Discord Nitro.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

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