22 Funny McDonald’s quotes

• 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

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  2 weeks ago

  5pm, call, Friday, humor, ice cream, joke, machine, McDonald’s, me, not working, weekend, working

• 90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

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  2 weeks ago

  90, exploration, fast, fast food, food, humor, joke, McDonald’s, means, ocean, restaurant, sea, underwater, unexplored

• McDonald’s will “anything else” you to death. Can you wait a McMinute?

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  3 weeks ago

  anything, customer, customer service, death, else, fast, fast food, food, humor, McDonald’s, minute, service, wait

• I used to work at McDonald’s and we only told ugly people that the ice cream machine was broken. So I have bad news if you were ever denied ice cream.

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  3 weeks ago

  bad, bad news, broken, broken machine, cream, denial, denied, ever, humor, i, ice, ice cream, job, machine, McDonald’s, news, people, told, ugly, used, work

• I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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  3 weeks ago

  appearance, burger, Burger King, construction, fast, fast food, food, humor, just, king, McDonald’s, never, observation, seen, show, surprise, under

• I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

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  3 weeks ago

  dinner, door, family, give, humor, i, independence, kids, McDonald’s, me, money, nostalgia, own, parenting, place, say, visits, wait

• Every McDonald’s should have a flag they fly at half mast when the ice cream machine is down.

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  3 weeks ago

  cream, every, fast, fast food, flag, fly, food, half, half mast, humor, ice, ice cream, machine, mast, McDonald’s, should

• My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well, he actually said “less McDonald’s”, but I’m pretty sure I know what he meant.

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  3 weeks ago

  bell, diet, doctor, eat, eating, fast, fast food, food, health, humor, i, joke, know, less, McDonald’s, me, meant, pretty, sure, taco, Taco Bell, well

• I identify as a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I go down when you really want me.

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  3 weeks ago

  disappointment, humor, i, ice cream, identify, machine, McDonald’s, me, want

• I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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  3 weeks ago

  big, Big Mac, days, fast, fast food, food, humor, i, joke, lettuce, mac, McDonald’s, think, unhealthy

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