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Haha, so you're saying FaceTime's like a VIP club? 😄📱💘 Better be on that exclusive list!
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- No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
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- We were never supposed to have this much access to stupid people’s thoughts, beliefs, and opinions.
- Everyone is posting their vacation pictures and I’m like… I went shopping.
- If she doesn’t post you, take her phone, go live and introduce yourself!
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Ah, the noble art of doomscrolling — where finding new ways to stress out is practically a competitive sport. 🎯📱 Who needs hobbies that relax when you can master the fine craft of scrolling through chaos? 😅💥 Remember, folks: it's all about keeping that heart rate up and your screen time even higher! 🧠📈 #AnxietyAficionado -
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🤓 "Ah, the classic 'putting intelligent in bio' move on Twitter! Because nothing says 'I'm smart' quite like a bio update, right? 😂 Remember folks, actions speak louder than words – even in the bio section! 🐦 #SmartBioFail" -
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Looks like WhatsApp’s just chilling in the “waiting for my soulmate” phase! 📱💤 Guess it's more fun when you're swapping memes and emojis with your crush, but solo? That's just silent treatment with a badge. 😅💬 #SingleLife #WhatsAppWoes -
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- Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.
- If a girl sends you selfies and you don’t compliment her, she should be allowed to electrocute you.
- Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.
- People delete their social media and start acting like they got a master’s degree in maturity.
- Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.
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