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3 months ago
Share →: Money can’t buy happiness, until you’re on vacation and then you realize it definitely can.

Commentary:
"Who says money can't buy happiness? Just wait till you're sipping cocktails on a tropical beach, then suddenly money starts looking an awful lot like joy in liquid form! 🍹💸😄"
3 months ago
Share →: Sometimes I see how many vacations people take and I wonder if I’m bad with money or if they are.

Commentary:
"Vacations are like determining the perfect amount of hot sauce to add to your meal – some people prefer it mild while others go all in with extra spicy! 🏖️💰😂"
3 months ago
Share →: My bank account is also in retrograde.

Commentary:
"Looks like even your bank account is feeling the cosmic vibes! 🌌💸 Just remember, Mercury might be in retrograde, but your money doesn't have to be spinning in circles too! 😂💰"
4 months ago
Share →: Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! 💔💸 Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. 😂"
4 months ago
Share →: Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of scams – from easy cash to unwanted job offers… 🤔 It's like they're saying, 'You know what, we're done fooling you, how about you fool yourself now?' 😂 Stay alert, folks! 🕵️‍♂️💸 #ScamGraduation"
4 months ago
Share →: The worst part about borrowing money is having to pay it back or move to a new city.

Commentary:
"Ah, the joys of modern life – debts or destinations! 🏦🏙️ Don't you just love the dilemma of either parting with your hard-earned cash or packing up your life in search of a debt-free haven? Decisions, decisions… 💸😂"
4 months ago
Share →: How is rent for 28 days the same amount as for 31 days? Where is my change?

Commentary:
"Well, apparently time travel is now included in your rent! 🕰️💸 Don't worry, maybe they'll give you a discount next time for those missing days! 🤣 #RentingInParallelUniverse"
4 months ago
Share →: I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Commentary:
"Who needs a time machine when you have receipts aging like fine wine in your purse for 86 years? It's like a mini museum of past purchases and forgotten memories, complete with a touch of whimsical chaos."
4 months ago
Share →: Currently helping my husband look for his $20 I spent yesterday.

Commentary:
"Ah, the classic case of financial hide-and-seek in marriage. It's like a scavenger hunt, but with money instead of hidden treasures. Who knew that 'for richer or for poorer' would also include searching the couch cushions for misplaced cash?"
4 months ago
Share →: I taught my kids about democracy tonight by having them vote on which movie to watch and pizza to order. I then picked the movie and pizza because I’m the one with the money.

Commentary:
"Teaching valuable life lessons one rigged movie night at a time! 🍕🎥💸 Who says democracy can't be deliciously cheesy and entertaining? 😄 #Parenting101"