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Funny money quotes bring a humorous perspective to our relationship with finances! πŸ’ΈπŸ˜‚ From witty takes on budgeting to the quirks of spending, these quotes offer a lighthearted look at the often serious topic of money. Enjoy a laugh as you ponder the ups and downs of financial life! πŸ˜„πŸ€‘

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

3 months ago

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

3 months ago

Save money by accidentally forgetting your wallet at home. Follow me for more financial tips and tricks.

3 months ago

Folks, please have more respect for people with glasses. Because they pay money to see you.

3 months ago

The thing I’ve always found tricky about money is knowing how much I should have.

3 months ago

The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet.

3 months ago

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

3 months ago

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

3 months ago

I am cool with January lasting forever because rent is due February 1.

3 months ago

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

3 months ago

My swear jar is having a very profitable week.

3 months ago

If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

3 months ago

Rich people don’t put their couches against their wall. I moved my couch into the middle of the floor and still haven’t gotten rich. I don’t know what I’m doing wrong here.

3 months ago

I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now.

3 months ago

Yes, money alone does not make you happy. It has to be yours too.

3 months ago

If life has taught me one thing, it’s that I need more money.

3 months ago

My life is constantly oscillating between “must save money” and “you only live once”.

3 months ago

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

3 months ago