27 Funny month quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

  Commentary:
  "When you gotta pretend you're a 'normal' human for 60 days… 🤪🚀 #OscarWorthyPerformance"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like my goal of 'just a little light redecorating'—ended up painting the whole town! 🎨🖌️😅"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like May is about to become the month of money magic! 💸✨ Here's hoping your wallet gets its own bouquet of cash flowers. 🌸💰 May the financial good vibes flow your way! 😄🙌

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  4 months ago

  Share →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

  Commentary:
  "Looks like your bank account got a little too much cardio this month! 💸🏃‍♂️ Time to switch up those financial fitness routines! 💪💰"

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like someone's emotional plumbing needs a good flush! 💩 Maybe it's time for some emotional fiber to get things moving again! 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: This entire month could’ve been an email.

  Commentary:
  Well, this month's performance deserves an Oscar for the longest running act of unnecessary length! 💌😂 Maybe next time they'll remember: "Inbox before insanity!" 📧 #EmailsForDays

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

  Commentary:
  "Men's dating budget: One-time use only! Like a limited-time offer at a store 🛍️💸 Don't mistake it for the long-term finance plan 💼💰 #DatingRealities"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like Dry January couldn't weather the storm… Welcome to Sopping Wet February! ☔️💦 Who needs resolutions when you have raindrops to keep you hydrated, right? Let's make a splash this month! 🌧️💧"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

  Commentary:
  Ah, December – the month where procrastination thrives and responsibility takes a holiday break, leaving poor January to clean up the mess like the designated driver at the office party 🎉🤷‍♂️ Don't worry, January, we promise to start working on that New Year's resolution…in February! 📆🙈 #JustDecemberThings

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