25 Funny month quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  View →: My goal for next month is small, simple, and clear: change my whole entire life.
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  1 month ago

  View →: Next month is May. May all the money come to me.
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  3 months ago

  View →: The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!
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  3 months ago

  View →: I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.
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  4 months ago

  View →: This entire month could’ve been an email.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.
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  5 months ago

  View →: December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.
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  5 months ago

  View →: December you will be good to me (threateningly).
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  5 months ago

  View →: Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.
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  5 months ago

  View →: We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”
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  5 months ago

  View →: When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”
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  5 months ago

  View →: People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?
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  5 months ago

  View →: The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

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