Funny quotes month

23 Funny month quotes

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

Funny Quotes Jan 26, 2025

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Are you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like one month in the hospital?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

The only exercise I done last month was running out of money.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025