Funny quotes month

23 Funny month quotes

The only exercise I’ve done this month is running… out of money!

1 month ago

I think I’m emotionally constipated because I haven’t given a shit in months.

1 month ago

This entire month could’ve been an email.

2 months ago

Men only have money the first month of dating, that’s recruitment budget, never confuse it with operational budget.

2 months ago

Dry January is out. Sopping Wet February is in.

3 months ago

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

3 months ago

December you will be good to me (threateningly).

3 months ago

Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.

3 months ago

Eating nothing but beer for a month and calling that Oktoberfast.

3 months ago

We need a streaming service that’s only ads. No shows, just commercials. They pay us $15 a month.

3 months ago

Dry January is so funny. People are like, “How can I make the worst month of the year even worse?”

3 months ago

When you decorate your whole house for Christmas, what you’re really saying is “I’m not going to dust for at least a month.”

3 months ago

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

3 months ago

Awesome that January is over, but rude that our reward for getting through it is February.

3 months ago

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

3 months ago

Schedule your appointment early in the month before your dentist starts fretting about their next boat payment.

3 months ago

I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.

3 months ago

I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

3 months ago

Would pay $10 a month for Summer Premium Package without wasps.

3 months ago

Went to the grocery store hungry. I didn’t need to pay rent this month anyway.

3 months ago