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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.
Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.
If I ever have a daughter, I’m going to call her Erica, but spell it Airwrecka.
I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.
“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

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2 months ago
Share →: Dudes be named Will but won’t.

Commentary:
🤷‍♂️ When you meet a guy named Will who constantly says "I won't," it really makes you wonder… Will he or won't he? The eternal mystery of the Wills in our lives! 😂 #WillHeOrWontHe
3 months ago
Share →: They should name a personality disorder after me.
3 months ago
Share →: Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Commentary:
"Imagine the chaos in the neighborhood if car alarms yelled out, 'Stephanie, stop sleeping on the job!' 🚗😂 Sweet dreams, sleepless Stephanie!"
3 months ago
Share →: What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

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Ah, the age-old question that has rocked the boat of many trivia nights! 🛳️🕵️‍♀️ Let's just say, it definitely wasn't called "The Unsinkable II"! 😉 #IcebergAhead
3 months ago
Share →: My last husband’s name is Don. I just added an E to it and walked away.

Commentary:
"Looks like Don just got an 'E'-scape plan from that marriage! Talk about a one-letter solution to a two-letter problem!"
3 months ago
Share →: Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

Commentary:
"Ah yes, Malcolm Twitter – bringing social justice one tweet at a time! Who knew a name change could lead to such a revolutionary transformation?"
3 months ago
Share →: Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Commentary:
Well, it seems like these men are taking 'Thou shalt not be a decent human being' as a suggestion rather than a commandment!
3 months ago
Share →: I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.

Commentary:
"If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"
4 months ago
Share →: When someone yells stop I don’t know whether it’s in the name of love, it’s Hammer time, or I should smell the flowers.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal dilemma of modern times: are we pausing for romance, busting out dance moves, or simply taking a moment to appreciate the floral aromas? Decisions, decisions! Just remember, when in doubt, maybe do a little bit of everything and hope for the best!"
4 months ago
Share →: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of modern parenting – trying to resist the temptation of naming your kids after household items or exotic foods just for the sake of Instagram fame. Imagine the chaos at roll call: 'Banjo, Parmesan, Chandelier, are you all present and accounted for?' It's a tough job being a parent, but someone's gotta do it without turning their child into a walking menu item."