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My problem is, I wanna be the only one at the gym when I go.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

Posted on3 days ago3 days ago

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

The thumbs up emoji is a nice way to tell someone not only did you receive their message, you’re also done with the conversation.

Posted on1 week ago1 week ago

Only DM me if you like disappointment.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Why is it that your clothes only get caught on the door handle when you’re in a bad mood?

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

One time I refused to buy a watch because it was only waterproof to 100 meters. Not sure what sort of future I was imagining for myself there.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Making things weird is probably the only thing I’m good at.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

The only thing that could heal me is a memory loss.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

“I didn’t vote for this.” — people who absolutely voted for this but thought this would only hurt people they hate.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Girlhood is taking hundreds of pictures only to post one or none at all.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Girls only want one thing, and it’s to be photographed candidly on 35mm film.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

As it turns out, the only way to avoid work stress is not going.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Being gracefully unhinged is the only way to get through the everyday bullshit.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

Posted on1 month ago1 month ago

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