32 Funny parody quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

  Commentary:
  👑 "With all these crowns being handed out, I'm starting to wonder if the Burger Kingdom is running a monarchy or a clearance sale! 🏷️🍔😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Like, who are those little paper umbrellas trying to protect?

  Commentary:
  "Clearly, those umbrellas are on duty to protect the fizz from UV rays! ☂️😎🥤"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the classic 'air with a side of chips' combo! 🍟💨 #InnovativePackaging"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

  Commentary:
  "Achieved Level 5: Grandmaster of Grime 🧦👑 Next quest: Conquering Mt. Laundry 🧺💦"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Before I drink, I eat liver so the liquor won’t know which liver to attack.

  Commentary:
  😂🍹 "This liver's playing hide and seek like a pro! Who knew internal organs could outsmart a drink? Cheers to culinary camouflage!" 🍔🎉

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  1 month ago

  Share →: ALF is what happens when you are high on drugs in the 80s.

  Commentary:
  "ALF: Proof that the 80s were a cosmic trip even without a UFO! 🚀👽😂"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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  Commentary:
  "When your life's playlist is a little too *sharp* 🎵 and your inbox is a little too *flat* 📱😂!"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

  Commentary:
  "Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

  Commentary:
  "Living that 'Goals Before Rolls' life! 😎💪 #KeepGrinding #SunshineForTheSoul"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like a real case of mistaken identity! 😂🤔 #SeeingDouble #Twinsies"

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