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"Who needs personal trainers when you have the ice cream truck, right? 🍦💪 It's all about that sweet motivation rolling by! 😂 #FitnessGoals"
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- Just accidentally closed a tab I’ve had been meaning to read for the past 2 years.
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- Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?
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- Any time I throw up, I stare at it like I’m getting a message from the past.
- How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?
- I used to have a great future in my past.
- I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”
- The closest thing I’ve had to a personal trainer is the ice cream truck that drove past my house.
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