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36 Funny past quotes

You can’t change your past but you can change your pasta.

3 months ago

I hate when people can’t let go of the past. Debt collectors are the worst.

3 months ago

How long past date can I eat eggs? Like are they still good or am I naming them now?

3 months ago

Ever looked at your ex and wondered, was I drunk the entire relationship?

3 months ago

Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face.

3 months ago

The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

3 months ago