12 Funny peaceful quotes — Wordgag ツ

Reading a book is nice, but reading a book in the middle of the night when everyone is asleep is even better, it’s therapeutic.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

Imagine you’re living inside a tiny mushroom house… with a tiny chimney… deep in the woods… no one knows you exist… you make soup in a tiny pot… you are free.

1 month ago1 month ago

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

2 months ago2 months ago

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

5 months ago5 months ago

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

6 months ago

I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

6 months ago6 months ago

It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

6 months ago6 months ago

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Feb 2, 2025Feb 2, 2025

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Jan 24, 2025

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Jan 20, 2025