13 Funny peaceful quotes

• It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

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  4 weeks ago

  back, crawl, dating, habit, hard, inconvenience, peace, peaceful, relationship, retreat, single, someone, stress, stress-free, time

• I’m at the age where living in the woods and arguing with a raccoon sounds like a peaceful retirement plan.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, arguing, argument, living, peaceful, plan, raccoon, retirement, retirement plan, sounds, where, woods

• Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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  4 weeks ago

  adulthood, adulting, home, income, lessons, life, life lessons, need, partner, peaceful, realization, realize, responsibility, stability, stable

• When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

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  4 weeks ago

  car, death, die, grandfather, humor, irony, passenger, peaceful, screaming, sleep, want

• I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

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  4 weeks ago

  before, happening, horrible, horrible things, humor, i, irony, peaceful, sarcasm, sleep, things, tired, today, try, world

• It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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  4 weeks ago

  business, detachment, interest, peaceful, people, personal, personal space, social, space, tranquility

• A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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  1 month ago

  drinking, happening, humor, joke, just, me, peace, peaceful, power, red, red wine, relaxation, transition, wine

• A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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  1 month ago

  addiction, cigarette, happening, humor, just, me, peaceful, personal, personal struggle, power, struggle, transition

• Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

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  1 month ago

  along, best, best minute, day, family, getting, happiness, joy, kids, laughing, minute, peaceful, playing, seeing, together, togetherness

• Going out to eat and shopping by yourself is actually one of the most peaceful and therapeutic things ever.

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  1 month ago

  activity, actually, alone, alone time, care, eat, eating, eating out, ever, going, me, me time, most, peace, peaceful, relaxation, self, self-care, shopping, solo, solo activity, therapy, things, time, yourself

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