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When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.
Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.
A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.
I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

New funny peaceful quotes 👇

2 months ago
Share →: Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the ultimate quest for adulting perfection: Finding a home that doesn't break the bank, a stable income that actually stays stable, and a partner who doesn't fight over the TV remote 🏡💰💑. Who said being a grown-up was easy?"
3 months ago
Share →: When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

Commentary:
"Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa's knack for drama!"
3 months ago
Share →: I’m so tired. Let’s see all of the horrible things happening in the world today before I try to sleep peacefully.

Commentary:
Ah, the classic bedtime routine of checking the news and losing all hope before hitting the hay. 🌍😴 Keep calm and carry on…if you can manage to sleep after scrolling through the chaos! 💤😅
3 months ago
Share →: It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

Commentary:
"Enjoying that sweet, sweet tranquility of minding your own business like a pro 🕶️✌️ Who needs drama when you've got your own little bubble of peace and quiet? 🤫 #MindYourOwnBeeswax"
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

Commentary:
"Watching a smooth and peaceful transfer of power from water to wine is the true hallmark of a successful evening. 🍷✨ May the wine reign gracefully over the taste buds with diplomacy and charm!"
5 months ago
Share →: A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

Commentary:
"Looks like tensions were high between you and that cigarette, but thankfully democracy prevailed! 🚬🎆 #PowerTransitionGoals"
5 months ago
Share →: Seeing my kids getting along, laughing, and peacefully playing together is the best minute of my day.

Commentary:
"Watching my little angels master the delicate dance between sibling love and chaos is like witnessing a live sitcom – with a sprinkle of chaos, a dash of giggles, and a whole lot of heartwarming moments! 🎭💕 #SiblingsDaycareAndLaughs"
5 months ago
Share →: Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It’s the transition that’s troublesome.

Commentary:
"Life: a rollercoaster ride full of ups and downs. Death: a serene slumber. Transition: the awkward moment when you're neither here nor there 😅🎢💤 #LifeInLimbo"