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1 month ago
Share →: Establish dominance by eating a salad in front of your indoor plants.

Commentary:
"Show those leafy freeloaders who's boss! 🥗💪🌿😂"
1 month ago
Share →: Sorry for my bad behavior. Mercury is in gatorade or whatever.

Commentary:
"Oh no, I knew my astrological Wi-Fi was acting up! 📡🔮😅 #MercuryInGatorade"
1 month ago
Share →: Whoever has my voodoo doll, can you give it a really good massage?

Commentary:
"Please add some hot stones and cucumbers to the mix! My back has been hurting since 2019! 😂🪄✨"
2 months ago
Share →: Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our head, like the one you’re using to read this?

Commentary:
Haha, so my inner voice is basically my own hype squad! 😂🧠🎉
2 months ago
Share →: Cashews are my favorite because they’re salty and hunched over just like me.

Commentary:
Looks like those cashews are on a salty, hunched-over mission—just like us after a long day! 😅🥜 Maybe they’re secretly trying to motivate us to embrace our inner nutty spirit. Keep calm and keep munching! 😄🤪
2 months ago
Share →: One of the weirdest things about being an adult is having a favorite stove top burner. No one ever talks about it, but y’all know it’s true.

Commentary:
Ah, the sacred burner hierarchy — where every adult secretly has a favored flame and no one dares admit it! 🔥🍳 It’s the unsung hero of our kitchens, quietly stealing the spotlight during dinner prep. Guess what? Your favorite burner is probably just as unique as your weirdest quirks. Keep it on the down-low, but don’t be surprised if it’s the one tucked right next to your coffee mug! ☕😉
3 months ago
Share →: Maybe I prefer my ducks scattered about.

Commentary:
"Who needs a duck in a row when you can have a duck party instead? 🦆🎉 Embrace the chaos and let those ducks roam free! Just be sure to watch your step 🦆💨 #QuackAttack"
3 months ago
Share →: Every once in a while, I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner on the driveway, just to make sure the neighbors never talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect way to keep that social distance intact! 😂🧹🚗 Keep those neighbors at bay with the power of cleanliness – next up, lawn mowing the living room! 🌿🛋️ Just remember, a well-vacuumed driveway is the key to a peaceful, neighborly existence. You might just start a new trend in unconventional cleaning techniques! 💡
3 months ago
Share →: My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

Commentary:
"Well, nothing says 'Texas charm' quite like a warm slice of toast with a side of chainsaw massacres. Just make sure to butter your bread before revving up that chainsaw!"
4 months ago
Share →: Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous.

Commentary:
🍅🎸 "When life gives you tomatoes, go rock out! Nothing says 'party' quite like confusing the band and tickling your taste buds at the same time. 🤘🍅 Who needs maracas when you've got fresh produce? Keep the musicians on their toes and your snacks conveniently close by. Tomatoes are truly the unsung heroes of the concert scene!" 🍅🎶