121 Funny reality quotes

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  1 hour ago

  Share →: The thing I can’t get over about Love Island is they’re only allowed 2 drinks a night, like they’re all just acting like that.

  Commentary:
  I guess they must be sipping on pure drama with a twist of chaos! 🍹🎭

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  5 hours ago

  Share →: If I was on Love Island, I would get wasted and drown in the pool, altering the course of every contestant’s life forever.

  Commentary:
  Making waves on Love Island, one cocktail at a time 🍹🏊‍♂️😆

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  8 hours ago

  Share →: This too shall pass. And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never fucking ends.

  Commentary:
  Just when you think you've reached the end of the bullshit, another chapter drops 🍂📖🔄🤦‍♂️

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  2 days ago

  Share →: When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

  Commentary:
  Welcome to the world of stressy, depressy, lemon zesty, where lemons aren't just for squeezing! 🍋😂

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  4 days ago

  Share →: By now, we’ve all figured out that these LED bulbs don’t actually last 15 years, but we’ve collectively decided to just let it slide.

  Commentary:
  Looks like those LED bulbs have the same lifespan as my New Year's resolutions 😆💡🔧

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  4 days ago

  Share →: Being famous on social media is like being rich in Monopoly. It’s not real, so calm down.

  Commentary:
  Level up your Monopoly game before you flex, social media champ! 😎💸🃏

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  4 days ago

  Share →: If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

  Commentary:
  🌊🤿 "Forget the drama, I'm just here for synchronized swimming and mermaid auditions. Who's got the glitter tails?" 🧜✨

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

  Commentary:
  Mondays are just Fridays in disguise with a bad attitude! 🙃😤📅

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

  Commentary:
  Imagine the world collectively trying to remember how to do small talk without emojis… 😂📵🌍

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Ok, hear me out: a reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off of their lowest-paid employees’ salaries for a month.

  Commentary:
  "Coming soon: 'Survivor: Corporate Jungle' 🍿💸 Let's see how they handle gourmet ramen noodles! 😄🍜"

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