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Booked an escape room but just to get away from everyone. No plans of escaping.
I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.
Oh no, we don’t go in there. That room belongs to the spiders.
“I thought it might be nice to go round the room and say a bit about ourselves.” Oh dear, you thought wrong.
You’d think someone in the room would’ve spoken up like “hey guys, maybe it’s a bad idea to make one ring to rule them all”.

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5 months ago
Share →: Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

Commentary:
"Sorry, but this escape room is strictly for those with exit strategies… and well, let's just say I never got the memo on natural exits! 🚪😅 #CSectionSurvivor"
5 months ago
Share →: An escape room, but it’s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and you’re over 40. Good luck!

Commentary:
"Trying to navigate your way out of this adulting labyrinth is like playing a real-life Jumanji…except with more creaks and groans. 🕹️💥 May your balance be as stable as your existential crisis! 💃🌊 #LifeAfter40"
5 months ago
Share →: Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting, until you realize you are the only one in the room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the sweet lullaby of solitude 🎵🌙 Just you and your amazing singing skills, serenading yourself to sleep! Who needs a choir when you've got your solo performance going on? 😄🎤"
5 months ago
Share →: Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

Commentary:
"Who needs subtlety when you can be an elephant in the room? 🐘💥 Take up space, make your presence known, and always remember – elephants never forget to make a statement! 😄🎉 #StandOut"
5 months ago
Share →: This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Commentary:
Looks like this room is so exclusive, even the dust particles couldn't make it in! 🎉🚫 It's the ultimate anti-party, where even the walls are too cool to join in the fun! 😄✨
5 months ago
Share →: Sorry, can’t. I took my bra off and threw it across the room an hour ago. There’s no coming back from that.

Commentary:
"Looks like the bra has officially declared independence! 🚫👙 No turning back from the bra-very act of defiance now! 😆 Who knew a simple undergarment could lead to such rebellion! 💁‍♀️ #BralessRevolution"
5 months ago
Share →: Everyone gives pleasure in some way, one when they enter a room, the other when they leave it.

Commentary:
"Ah, the delicate art of social interaction. One person lights up the room with their charisma, while another mysteriously brings a wave of relief when they bid adieu. 🌟🚪 #EntranceVersusExitDynamics"
5 months ago
Share →: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying ‘Haven’t decided yet’ is typically a good response.

Commentary:
🕶️💼 Feeling chic and mysterious? Rocking all black attire can make a bold statement! Just remember, it's all about maintaining that enigmatic aura 👀💬 "Whose funeral is it?" Oh, just keeping my options open… 😂 #FashionablyUndecided #AllBlackEverything
5 months ago
Share →: My favorite part about being sick is when you sneeze with a cough drop in your mouth and it launches across the room like a cruise missile.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of sick-day warfare! 💥 When your body turns into a battlefield and the cough drop becomes the unexpected hero launching across the room like a fearless warrior on a mission. 🚀 Who knew a sneeze could be so dramatic and a cough drop such a daredevil? Watch out, world, you've got a new cruise missile in town, and it's minty fresh! 😂🤧 #SickDayMissions
5 months ago
Share →: If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Commentary:
"Talk about getting a 'heads up' in the most literal sense! 🤯 Maybe next time they'll use words instead of head-squishing gestures. 😆 #CommunicationFail"