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As parents we have to make sacrifices all the time. Today, I had to eat my kid’s ice cream because she couldn’t finish it.

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Bought a pair of night vision goggles so that I can easily find the fridge at night without waking my wife.

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I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

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I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

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My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle.

Someone from ðŸ‡ģðŸ‡ī has shared:

Are they honking at me because I’m cute or because I can’t drive.

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I’m a simple person. All I need in life to be happy is to have everything go my way and work out how I want it to.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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One of the benefits of being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas, no make-up, and look like crap and I won’t judge you.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ģ has copied:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball is not for throwing at people who stress you out.

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My housemates are convinced our house is haunted. I’ve lived here for 274 years and not noticed anything strange.

Trending via WeChat:

My soulmate probably seen my posts and deleted me.

Trending via Messenger:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Spotted on Reddit:

I think I look pretty okay for my age. It’s just when I hold menus two feet from my face that I know the ruse is up.

Going viral on Telegram:

As someone who lives on earth, rising sea levels are alarming. But as someone who has always wanted to be a mermaid, I’m intrigued.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Did it hurt when you forgot your headphones and couldn’t romanticize your walk home?

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Can I come over and shed hair everywhere?

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Why can’t men just call you pretty without wording it uncomfortably?

Live now on Discord:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

Spotted on Pinterest:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

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Maybe the reason you haven’t found your soulmate is because you don’t have a soul.

Someone from ðŸ‡ąðŸ‡ŧ has copied:

Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt.

Someone from ðŸ‡Ļ🇷 has bookmarked:

I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious.

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Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, â€Ķ

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This meeting could have been a push down the stairs.

Someone from ðŸ‡ĻðŸ‡ŋ has shared:

Too bad mosquitos are not into human fat the way they are into human blood.

Someone from 🇷🇞 has bookmarked:

“Stop bouncing your leg!” It’s either this or I start screaming.

Someone from 🇧ðŸ‡ģ has shared:

Spongebob wouldn’t even mess with some of y’all. But he’d hang out with me because my heart is pure, and I like to laugh a lot.

Someone from ðŸ‡ŋðŸ‡Ķ has shared:

In contrast to the ship, the movie Titanic was quite well received in America.

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I don’t fight my demons anymore. We collaborate.

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Freshly posted on Messenger:

You should be allowed to speed if good music is playing.

Shared recently on Discord:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

The most realistic scene in Star Wars was when Darth Vader lost his cool during a staff meeting and used the force to choke a coworker.

Reported on WeChat:

An electric car is just another electric chair.

Trending via WeChat:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Spotted on Slack:

I’m sick of the Microsoft Authenticator. Like, who would be logging in to do my work?

Making waves on Discord:

I’m not always annoying, sometimes I sleep too.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

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