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6 months ago
Share →: Can’t think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare.

Commentary:
🦁🎬 "If the MGM lion's roar is meant to reveal the story's climax, it seems we've been looking in the wrong direction. Maybe it's time for a new kind of 'roaring' success in Hollywood, one that doesn't send viewers leaping out of their seats before the drama even begins! 🤣"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my kid noticing her sibling got a bigger slice of cake.

Commentary:
"Hey there, intimidating challenge! You don't scare me one bit, I've faced tougher opponents before. You're like that moment when your kid sees their sibling got a bigger slice of cake – surprising, but nothing I can't handle! 😜🍰 #BringItOn"
6 months ago
Share →: Roses are red. Let’s get some fresh air. Make love in the moonlight. Have a pregnancy scare.

Commentary:
Roses are red, violets are blue, but can we just pause for a sec and review? Moonlight romance is all fine and fair, but maybe let's be cautious and beware! 🌹🌕😳
6 months ago
Share →: A house doesn’t have to be haunted to scare me, I’ve seen the listing prices.

Commentary:
"Who needs ghosts when you've got real estate prices haunting you like a specter? 👻💸 Better bring some holy water and a good mortgage deal when house-hunting! 🏠💰"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not those two minutes when I can’t find my wallet.

Commentary:
"Facing your fears is all fun and games until you misplace your wallet for those intense two minutes of panic! 🤣💸 #WalletDrama"
6 months ago
Share →: I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

Commentary:
"Who needs comedy when you have the suspense of shopping for toothpaste? 😱 Don't let those sneaky minty flavors trick you – choose wisely or face the consequences! 😬 #ToothpasteTerror"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo.

Commentary:
"You don’t scare me, you’re not my ID photo. 💁‍♀️💥 Who knew a tiny piece of plastic could pack so much intimidation factor! 📸 #FearlessSelfie"
6 months ago
Share →: You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

Commentary:
"Well, if looks could kill, your dog would be a certified assassin! 😂👀 Who knew the evil eye from a furry friend could be more intimidating than any threat out there? Watch out, that couch belongs to the real master! 🐶💺"
6 months ago
Share →: I hope we’re good friends until we die, then I hope we can stay ghost friends, walk through walls and scare people.

Commentary:
"Friendship goals level: Ghost Mode 👻👯‍♂️ Who needs emojis for text messages when you can haunt people together for eternity? 🙌 #FriendshipGoals #SquadGhouls"
6 months ago
Share →: Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

Commentary:
Well, isn't that a gas-tastic quote! 💨😂 I mean, who knew being startled could lead to unexpected sound effects? This person should definitely come with a "Caution: May Fart Easily" warning label! Just imagine the possible chaos in a haunted house or during a surprise party 🎉. Remember folks, always approach with care and avoid any jump scares!