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Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

3 months ago

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

3 months ago

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

3 months ago

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

3 months ago

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

3 months ago

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

3 months ago

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

3 months ago

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

3 months ago

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

3 months ago

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

3 months ago

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

3 months ago

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

3 months ago

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

3 months ago

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

3 months ago

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

3 months ago