Commentary:
“Introvert Alert 
: I’ll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 
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17 Funny social event quotes
New funny social event quotes 
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“Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come. Story of my social life!
#ProcrastinationQueen” -
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“Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the ‘lost in translation’ moments from last night’s bar conversations
Let’s just hope our Google searches don’t judge us too hard! 
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How about we spice up the mistrust with a little pizzazz! Agenda reveal parties for those friends who always seem to have a hidden motive. Who needs surprise birthday parties when you can have surprise agenda reveals, am I right? Just make sure to bring your detective kit and a pinch of skepticism! 
#TrustNoOne #AgendaRevealParties -
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“Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit
#IntrovertLife” -
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Looks like sometimes it’s better to have the option to decline rather than face the FOMO!
Who needs party invites when you’ve got Netflix and pajamas, am I right? #IntrovertLife -
Commentary:
Well, well, well, looks like we’ve got a social butterfly in the making here!
After-work events, you say? Sounds like a fine balance between being productive during the day and letting loose at night! 
Let’s just hope those “activities” don’t involve too many trust falls… or mandatory karaoke sessions! 
Enjoy the benefits of combining work and play, my friend! -
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“Who needs a high school reunion when you’ve already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro?
Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 
#SkipTheDrama” -
Commentary:
“Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion!
Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 
#EscapeRoomGoneWrong” -
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“Throwing a Great Gatsby themed party without finishing the book is like hosting a Harry Potter night without knowing who Voldemort is
It’s all glitz and glam until someone realizes they missed the memo on Gatsby’s tragic demise! #PartyFail”
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