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15 Funny social event quotes

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025

Me, at the intervention: “Ah look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Funny Quotes Jan 24, 2025

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Funny Quotes Jan 23, 2025

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

This could have been an email. Me, while attending a wedding ceremony.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

I wasn’t planning on moving, but I was just invited to the neighborhood fall potluck, so I guess now I have no choice.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025