28 Funny social event quotes

• If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

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  4 hours ago

  anyone, choice, conversation, dead, dinner, event, humor, i, ID, joke, living, pick, social, social event

• Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

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  9 hours ago

  anxiety, awkwardness, bad, event, fear, i, invitation, invited, overthinking, places, self-doubt, social, social anxiety, social event, social fear, welcome, wonder

• Sure, you can invite more people to the plans we made 2 months ago. The more, the merrier. Also, I’m not going now.

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  2 weeks ago

  2, ago, cancellation, event, excuse, friend, going, humor, invitation, invite, months, people, plan, plans, sarcasm, social, social event, sure

• I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.

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  2 weeks ago

  attendance, aunt, event, family, gathering, gatherings, i, social, social event, uncle, understand, understanding

• The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

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  3 weeks ago

  anxiety, anyone, awkward, awkward moment, early, event, exit, goodbye, introvert, leave, leaving, leaving early, moment, quiet, quiet exit, saying, social, social anxiety, social event, urge

• The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event.

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  1 month ago

  after, being, best, communication, debrief, event, having, marriage, married, person, relationship, social, social event, spouse

• Don’t invite me anywhere last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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  1 month ago

  ahead, anywhere, change, change of plan, doing, doing nothing, enjoy, event, humor, i, invitation, invite, know, last, last minute, me, minute, need, needs, nothing, plan, preparation, procrastination, social, social event, spontaneity, time

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  2 months ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

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  2 months ago

  bed, bedtime, call, cop, cops, event, humor, i, joke, own, party, ready, sleep, social, social event

• The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

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  2 months ago

  divorce, event, friend, friends, humor, invitation, loneliness, nice, sarcasm, social, social event, thing

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