18 Funny social event quotes

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

  Commentary:
  Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

  Commentary:
  "Introvert Alert 🕺🥳: I'll be there, scouting out the snack-covered shadows like a pro! 🌚🍕"

• 

  2 months ago

  Share →: Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

  Commentary:
  "Hey, sorry I'm late, I didn't want to come. Story of my social life! 😅🕰️ #ProcrastinationQueen"

• 

  3 months ago

  Share →: You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical powers of Google, saving us from the 'lost in translation' moments from last night's bar conversations 🍸🧐 Let's just hope our Google searches don't judge us too hard! 💬🔍"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

  Commentary:
  🎉🕵️‍♂️ How about we spice up the mistrust with a little pizzazz! Agenda reveal parties for those friends who always seem to have a hidden motive. Who needs surprise birthday parties when you can have surprise agenda reveals, am I right? Just make sure to bring your detective kit and a pinch of skepticism! 🔍😂 #TrustNoOne #AgendaRevealParties

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

  Commentary:
  "Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit 😂👋 #IntrovertLife"

• 

  5 months ago

  Share →: Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

  Commentary:
  Looks like sometimes it's better to have the option to decline rather than face the FOMO! 🙈 Who needs party invites when you've got Netflix and pajamas, am I right? 😂 #IntrovertLife

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: “There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, looks like we've got a social butterfly in the making here! 🦋🎉 After-work events, you say? Sounds like a fine balance between being productive during the day and letting loose at night! 🌃💼 Let's just hope those "activities" don't involve too many trust falls… or mandatory karaoke sessions! 🙈🎤 Enjoy the benefits of combining work and play, my friend!

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a high school reunion when you've already mastered the art of avoiding it like a pro? 🤷‍♂️ Not all of us peaked in the cafeteria, am I right? 😆 #SkipTheDrama"

• 

  6 months ago

  Share →: An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

  Commentary:
  "Welcome to the ultimate escape room: reliving your high school reunion! 🎓💃 Can you navigate the drama, dodge the awkward conversations, and find your way out without getting sucked into the black hole of reminiscing about questionable fashion choices and cringeworthy moments? Good luck, dear player! 🤣 #EscapeRoomGoneWrong"

For even more funny social event quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny social event quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌