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Funny social event quotes bring laughter πŸŽ‰ and lighthearted vibes to any gathering πŸ₯³. Whether you’re hosting a party, attending a wedding, or just catching up with friends, these witty gems πŸ’¬ add sparkle ✨ and keep the mood upbeat. Ready to sprinkle some humor πŸ˜‚ and make your next social occasion unforgettable? Dive in and get inspired to share smiles all around! πŸ˜„πŸŽˆ

If I could have dinner with anyone, living or dead, I’d pick living.

Posted on7 days ago7 days ago

Social anxiety so bad I wonder if I’m welcome at places I was invited to.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I called the cops on my own party, because I was ready to go to bed.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Are you coming to the party? There will be noise and lights but I found a corner for us to hide.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Hey, sorry I’m late, I didn’t want to come.

Posted on5 months ago

You should be able to google what someone said to you at the bar last night.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Hear me out: agenda reveal parties for people we don’t trust.

Posted onFeb 3, 2025Feb 3, 2025

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

Can’t believe I didn’t get invited to that party I would have made up an excuse not to go to.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

“There are lots of benefits to working here. We have fun social events and activities after work!” And what are the benefits?

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

An escape room, but it’s just your high school reunion.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Me, at the intervention: β€œAh look, all the reasons I drink gathered in one place.”

Posted onJan 24, 2025

This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

Posted onJan 23, 2025

People keep inviting me to stuff. I miss the pandemic.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

The rule should be: if you can smell the cookout, you’re invited to the cookout.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

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