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I only drink when I people.

1 month ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

1 month ago

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

1 month ago

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

2 months ago

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

3 months ago

My favorite part of socializing is when it’s over.

3 months ago

The only thing I love more than an open mind is an open bar.

3 months ago

So annoying that in order to meet new people you need to go out and meet new people. Ideally, I would have known you in a past life.

3 months ago

My curse was lifted. Do you want to hang out?

3 months ago

You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

3 months ago

Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

3 months ago

If you don’t like sports, you are missing a whole world of easy-going conversations with complete strangers.

3 months ago

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

3 months ago

When I say I’m tired, the “of people” is silent.

3 months ago

The first two drinks don’t count if you have social anxiety, they just turn you into a normal person.

3 months ago

Since I’ve stayed away from most people, I get on much better with people.

3 months ago

Lorebombing is when you make a new friend in your thirties and you have to catch each other up.

3 months ago

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

3 months ago

Experts say that human interaction is important for brain health but I’m willing to risk it.

3 months ago

Being social sucks all my energy.

3 months ago