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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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I don’t carry my wallet to work because I’m afraid someone will steal it while I’m sleeping.

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I’m not alone. I have ants.

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“Who does she think she is?” Well, it appears she is someone living her life unconcerned with who you think she is.

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Sleeping is nice, because you’re not actually dead and you’re not awake, so its a win-win situation.

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I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.

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Calling me ugly isn’t even an insult, because I know already.

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I think you misunderstood – when I said, β€œLet me look into it,” that meant, β€œI don’t know exactly how to tell you no just yet.”

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How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

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Met my soulmate again today: mashed potatoes and gravy.

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Procrastination isn’t a horrible thing. I mean, you always have something to do tomorrow… plus you have nothing to do today.

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Another Monday that no one asked for.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.

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If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

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Ludacris once said β€œIf you ain’t got no money take yo’ broke ass home” and I haven’t left the house since.

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Sorry I missed your call. I saw that you were calling and immediately threw my phone into an active volcano.

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The only time you should be faking it is when your pet checks to see if you’re awake.

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Facial recognition technology, but for me when I’m talking to people I’ve apparently met before.

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I have some cake and now I’m eating it too. Not seeing the problem here.

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I’ve added lunges to my workout routine. It’s a big step forward.

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Biggest flex is when your friend’s mom uses you as a good example.

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

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β€œIt’s been a long week!” Me, on a Tuesday.

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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I named my dog “5 Miles,” so I can tell people I walk 5 miles every day.

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Turtles made out of plastic, problem solved.

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What, and I cannot stress this enough, day is it.

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D was probably like β€œlmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs

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I’m just a girl looking for another snack.

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Sorry I’m late, I was fighting for my right to party.

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No place in this world is as dark as my archived chats on WhatsApp.

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I may be ugly, but I used to be uglier.

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Pharaohs were buried with their hands crossed over their chest because of the belief there would be countless water slides in the after life.

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Having an exorcism, but only because the demon requested it.

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Golf would be more exciting to watch if they played naked.

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Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, β€œI’ll be here when you need me”

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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How did they call Deadpool’s dog β€˜Dogpool’ when β€˜Deadpoodle’ was right there?

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