Commentary:
"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
Commentary:
"Remember the good old days when our biggest decision was choosing what snack to eat next? 🍕🎮 Let's all take a moment to honor the lost art of 'productive procrastination' aka chilling at your friend's house, contemplating life's mysteries like 'Should we watch another episode or call it a day?'"
Commentary:
"Socializing: the only activity where the highlight is actually the exit 😂👋 #IntrovertLife"
Commentary:
"Who needs an open mind when you can have an open bar? 🍹💡 Bottoms up for closed thoughts and open bottles! 🍻🧠 #Priorities"
Commentary:
"Seriously, why can't we just have a 'Past Life Friends' app for convenient reunions? 😂🕰️ No awkward small talk required, just picking up where we left off in Ancient Egypt… or was it the Renaissance? 🤔✨ #PastLifeProblems"
Commentary:
"Looks like someone finally got rid of the curse and is ready to mingle! 🧙♀️💫 Who needs a spell book when you've got good company, am I right? Let's hang out and spread some magic together! 🎉✨"
Commentary:
"Who knew a broken arm could be the ultimate icebreaker while waiting in the doctor's office? Just don't try bonding over a sneeze symphony, that's a friendship killer for sure! 🤕🌡️😷"
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate VIP party for one! 🎉 Who needs loud bars and crowded clubs when you've got your own exclusive solo soirée at home? 🥂 Here's to being your very own best drinking buddy! 🍻 #PartyForOne"
Commentary:
"Oh, you don't like sports? You're missing out on all the opportunities to bond with strangers over the pain of your favorite team losing! 🤣🏈 Don't worry, we can still chat about the weather or complain about Mondays instead! ☀️😩"
Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.
Commentary:
"It's a constant struggle between enjoying each other's company and agreeing to socialize outside the comfort zone of sweatpants and Netflix. 🏡💁♂️ Who needs parties when you've got a cozy couch and a good friend who's just as keen on staying in as you are? 🛋️🤗 #HomeBuddies #IntrovertsUnite"