35 Funny socializing quotes — Wordgag ツ

“Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

2 hours ago2 hours ago

Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

2 months ago2 months ago

Work beers should be a daily thing.

2 months ago2 months ago

Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

2 months ago2 months ago

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m in my thirties, but I still feel like I am in my twenties; then I hang out with people in their twenties, and I’m like nope, definitely in my thirties.

2 months ago2 months ago

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

2 months ago2 months ago

Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

2 months ago2 months ago

Let’s drink some whiskey and say too much.

2 months ago2 months ago

Cigarettes are a better networking tool than LinkedIn could ever dream of being.

2 months ago2 months ago

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

3 months ago3 months ago

The golden rule of three beverages: one to hydrate, one to caffeinate, and one to celebrate.

3 months ago3 months ago

Every time I have to leave the house and be around people I remember why I hate having to leave the house and be around people.

4 months ago4 months ago

I only drink when I people.

6 months ago6 months ago

Having a pool is so neat. All of your friends are suddenly interested to catch up on the hottest days of the year.

6 months ago

I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things.

6 months ago

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Feb 9, 2025Feb 9, 2025

Can we bring back the lost art of just hanging out at your friends house doing absolutely nothing?

Feb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025