39 Funny socializing quotes

• “Because my hair is not done” is a very valid reason to decline an outing.

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  15 hours ago

  care, decline, done, excuse, fashion, hair, humor, outing, personal, personal care, reason, refusal, socializing

• Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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  21 hours ago

  addiction, addiction recovery, caught, colada, getting, great, humor, meet, meet people, people, piña, piña colada, place, rain, recovery, reference, rehab, socializing, song, song reference

• I used to love going out with people. Now I weigh the pros and cons of human interaction, like it’s a business decision.

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  22 hours ago

  business, business decision, cons, decision, decision making, going, human, human interaction, humor, i, interaction, introversion, love, making, people, pros, pros and cons, socializing, used, weigh

• Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

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  1 day ago

  communication, guys, i, just, last, late, late reply, message, night, reply, restaurant, saw, socializing, sorry, still, text, text message

• Work beers should be a daily thing.

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  1 day ago

  beer, beers, culture, daily, daily routine, humor, office, office culture, relaxation, routine, should, socializing, thing, work

• If you ever wanted to know anything about me, just get me a bottle of wine, and you will, in fact, find out in about 10 minutes.

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  3 weeks ago

  anything, bottle, drinking, ever, fact, humor, just, know, me, minutes, personal, socializing, wanted, wine

• Thanksgiving and Christmas should be six months apart. Absurd to see those people again so soon. Insane.

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  1 month ago

  absurd, again, apart, Christmas, family, holiday, holiday season, humor, insane, months, people, reunion, season, should, six, socializing, soon, Thanksgiving, timing

• Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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  2 months ago

  celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year

• Getting tipsy at a dimly lit restaurant with good conversation would heal me right now.

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  2 months ago

  booster, conversation, dimly, dimly-lit, drink, getting, good, heal, healing, lit, me, mood, mood booster, relaxation, restaurant, right, socializing, tipsy

• Am I the only person who hates spending the night at someone’s place? Like, we can hang out until 3 a.m., but I’m still going home.

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  2 months ago

  3, am, dislike, friend, going, hang, hangout, home, i, late, late night, night, only, person, place, sleepover, socializing, spending, still

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