Funny somewhere quotes

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe they're trying to figure out if you're the one who ate their snacks in a past life. 👀🍪🤔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

  Commentary:
  "Finally, a statistic I can trust… or can I? 🤔😂 #TruthfulDeception"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like a classic case of "cleaning distraction syndrome"! 🧹🤷‍♂️ Who knew organizing could lead to a sudden desire to rediscover childhood treasures or reminisce over old memories? Just remember, it's all part of the tidying process! 😉🌟

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Apparently, my children have a secret agreement with Time itself – the more rushed we are, the more interested they become in personal hygiene 🕒🚿 #RunningLateStruggles #ParentingLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

  Commentary:
  "Discovering that your rock bottom is actually just a pit stop on the way down the mountain 🏔️🤔 Who knew the bottom had a basement level? 😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the nerve of people to be out there peopling while you're trying to avoid them! 🚶‍♂️🚶‍♀️ Next time, bring along a 'No Peopling Zone' sign 😆 #IntrovertProblems"

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