27 Funny somewhere quotes

• Somewhere, a therapist you never met knows about you.

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  4 weeks ago

  humor, knows, met, never, psychology, secret, somewhere, therapist, unknown

• You don’t even have to date, by the way. You can just take a break from love and then randomly meet the actual love of your life somewhere you weren’t even supposed to be.

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  4 weeks ago

  actual, break, date, even, humor, just, life, love, meet, meeting, relationship, somewhere, take, unexpected, unexpected meeting

• No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place.

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  4 weeks ago

  adult, adulting, being, destination, frustration, humor, hurry, irony, just, life, life truth, me, place, responsibility, somewhere, truth, want, warned

• In an effort to keep our house clean before Thanksgiving, I’ve asked my family to go live somewhere else.

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  4 weeks ago

  asked, before, clean, effort, else, family, holiday, house, humor, joke, keep, live, moving, somewhere, Thanksgiving

• What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

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  4 weeks ago

  choice, decision, dispatch, event, feeling, FOMO, going, going out, hear, humor, knowing, once, opposite, regret, right, social, social event, somewhere

• Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

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  4 weeks ago

  day, finger, fingers, humor, know, last, last day, reminder, somebody, somewhere, today, unexpected

• I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

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  4 weeks ago

  bet, dating, everything, feelings, fine, humor, i, pretending, relationship, sarcasm, somewhere, soulmate

• I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

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  4 weeks ago

  better, country, country music, helpful, humor, i, music, noise, playing, read, relaxation, sleep, somewhere, sound, white, white noise

• I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, i, place, sit, somewhere, thing, where

• Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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  4 weeks ago

  chalanting, definitely, dislike, else, flirting, girl, humor, nonchalant, rejection, relationship, somewhere

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