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19 Funny somewhere quotes

Funny somewhere quotes bring a splash of humor to those moments when you feel lost, curious, or just wandering through life’s twists and turns 🗺️😂. Perfect for brightening your day or adding a cheeky vibe to your captions, these witty sayings remind us that sometimes being “somewhere” is the best adventure of all! So buckle up and get ready to laugh your way through the unpredictable journey 🌟😜.

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

Posted on6 hours ago6 hours ago

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

Posted on6 days ago6 days ago

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

Posted on4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

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