20 Funny somewhere quotes — Wordgag ツ

My ex is somewhere telling his new girlfriend how bad I was, and she’s smiling, thinking she made it in life. Two idiots.

2 weeks ago2 weeks ago

The most avoidant man you know is somewhere telling someone he’s a lover boy.

3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

No, I can’t tonight. I already have plans to look at my phone somewhere else.

4 weeks ago4 weeks ago

When I say, “I have to be someplace,” what I mean is, “I want to go home.”

2 months ago2 months ago

“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

2 months ago2 months ago

Maybe somewhere in a parallel universe, I wake up feeling refreshed and energetic each day.

2 months ago2 months ago

What’s the opposite of FOMO? The feeling of knowing you made the right decision not going somewhere once you see or hear dispatches from it.

2 months ago2 months ago

Somebody somewhere today don’t know it’s their last day with all 10 fingers.

2 months ago2 months ago

I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine.

2 months ago2 months ago

I read somewhere that playing white noise helps you sleep better, but I didn’t find country music helpful at all.

2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where the first thing I do when I get somewhere is look for a place to sit.

2 months ago2 months ago

Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

2 months ago2 months ago

A political guy who supports communism because he hates applying for jobs and just wants to be assigned somewhere.

3 months ago3 months ago

Processed food was literally designed for you to eat. Organic is just some crap they found on the ground somewhere.

3 months ago3 months ago

Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

4 months ago4 months ago

I read somewhere on the internet that 87% of what you read on the internet isn’t true, and I believe it.

5 months ago5 months ago

Tidying up usually ends up with you sitting somewhere and playing around with things you found while tidying up.

Jan 28, 2025

My kids couldn’t care less about personal hygiene unless we are running late somewhere.

Jan 28, 2025

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Jan 27, 2025

It’s so rude how many of you have the audacity to be out peopling around whenever I go somewhere.

Jan 25, 2025