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25 Funny spent quotes

Funny spent quotes bring a hilarious twist to those moments when your energy or cash is totally tapped out 💸😴. Whether you’re broke, burnt out, or just done for the day, these witty sayings capture that perfectly exhausted vibe with a smile 😅🔥. Ready to laugh at the struggle and embrace the chaos? Let’s dive into some laugh-out-loud gems that make being spent feel a little less serious and a lot more fun! 😂✨

A little time spent not acting your age is never a bad thing.

Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago

In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I miss you (the money I spent).

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Spent 20 minutes training ChatGPT to write the perfect anniversary note for my wife, so don’t try to tell me I’m not romantic.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’ve spent 80% of my adult life resetting my password.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

To cut the long story short, I have spent all my money.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Spent most of the day making sure the couch still works. So far so good.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

Jesus spent his time among the mentally ill, the poor and unemployed, the prostitutes. So, in a way, by being on Twitter, we’re like Jesus.

Posted onFeb 24, 2025Feb 24, 2025

Nothing prepared me for how much of my adult life would be spent hiding from people I know at the grocery store.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

Forget Spotify Wrapped. How many minutes did you spend listening to your girlfriend this year?

Posted onJan 28, 2025Feb 1, 2025

At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

There’s no one I respect more than duck hunters. You spent $15,000 on a camouflage boat to outsmart a duck.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

A plus of getting older is not having to make as much small talk because half the conversation is spent asking the other person to repeat what they just said.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Senility is the pits. Spent an hour driving around the mall parking lot looking for my car.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Actually, this email could’ve been a meeting. We could’ve spent an hour on the clock talking shit and gossiping. Someone could’ve brought bagels.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

Just spent a couple seconds concerned about the sounds my stomach was making before realizing it was a motorcycle outside.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

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