45 Funny stay quotes

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

The heels stay on during sex because I only painted the toe nails that were showing.

Funny Quotes Jan 20, 2025

My bed wasn't feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

My bed wasn’t feeling well this morning, so I had to stay home to take care of it.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Me: Please let me sleep! Brain: Nope, we have to stay up together and go over every bad life decision we have made so far.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Are you the sun? Because you need to stay about 92,960,000 miles away from me.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you're hungry, and want to stay that way.

Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

Funny Quotes Jan 19, 2025