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6 months ago
Share →: Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old dilemma of choosing between sweet dreams or a late-night rendezvous with every awkward moment from the past decade 🤔💭 Who needs sleep when you have a mind that's always ready to throw an impromptu party at 3 AM?"
6 months ago
Share →: Hate when anxiety gives me stomach problems. Like, baby, you are supposed to be a mental disorder, please stay in your line.

Commentary:
"Oh, anxiety just can't resist dipping its toes into the stomach pool, can it? 🤦‍♂️ Talk about crossing the line! Sorry anxiety, no VIP access to the digestive system, stick to wreaking havoc in the mind! 🧠💁‍♂️"
6 months ago
Share →: When a door closes in life, sometimes it’s better to grab a hammer and nails and make sure the damn thing stays shut.

Commentary:
"Who needs doors anyway? 🚪🔨 Once it's shut, it's shut for good! Time to channel your inner handyman and show that door who's boss! 💪😂"
6 months ago
Share →: Never go to bed angry. Stay up and finish the argument like an adult.

Commentary:
"Who needs sleep when you can debate like a pro? 😂🌙 Keep those argumentative skills sharp and those bags under your eyes even sharper! 💤💥 #SleeplessSass"
6 months ago
Share →: I bet when you invited me to Thanksgiving dinner you didn’t think I’d stay this long.

Commentary:
"Looks like I took the phrase 'stay for dinner' a little too literally! 🦃🍽️ Who knew I'd become your unexpected houseguest extraordinaire?😄 #ThanksgivingForever"
6 months ago
Share →: Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”

Commentary:
🎶🪗 Ah, the age-old dilemma: mastering the accordion or showcasing your new talent at work? Remember, nothing charms coworkers more than the unexpected serenade of an accordion during meetings! Your call… but we're just saying, the office could use a little more *oom-pah-pah*! 😄🎵
6 months ago
Share →: The longer I stay home, the more homeless I look.

Commentary:
"When your pajamas become your new wardrobe staple, you start to blend in with the couch cushions. 🏡👀 #HomelessChic"
6 months ago
Share →: Just paid my bills, so don’t ask me to come out. I’m at home getting my money’s worth.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't join you tonight! My wallet just performed a disappearing act and I'm having a cozy date with my couch and Netflix. Priorities, you know? 🤑🏡 #HomebodyForLife"
6 months ago
Share →: Stay humble, you are someone’s weird coworker.

Commentary:
"Remember, no matter how cool you think you are, someone out there still sees you as the office weirdo 🤪 Embrace your quirks and keep that humility in check! 😆👔 #JustAnotherWeirdColleague"
6 months ago
Share →: My reality check bounced, guess I’ll have to stay insane for the time being.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's reality has overdrafted 🔄🌀 Better keep riding that crazy train until the cosmic bank decides to cash those sanity checks! 🚂🙃"