13 Funny street quotes

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone is embracing the "Neighborhood Design Guru" title with gusto! 🎨🏡 Who needs a TV when you can simply gaze out the window at your masterpiece across the street? Just don't forget the popcorn for the daily show! 🍿

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  6 months ago

  Share →: Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃‍♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You get what you pay for. Unless the delivery man leaves it on your doorstep. Then the fastest person on your street gets what you paid for.

  Commentary:
  "Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃‍♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"

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