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"Looks like the bird is out there, living its best life while some of us are still hitting the snooze button on our talents. 🕊️🏃♂️ Maybe it's time for us to spread our wings and fly… or at least run across the street with the same level of determination! 😄 #BirdGoals"
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- That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
- Maybe one day a street will be named after me. Or a school. Or a mental hospital.
- I want a girlfriend so hot that people walking down the street know that I am funny.
- Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
- Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.
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"Remember, when playing the online shopping game, speed is key! 🏃♂️💨 Otherwise, your neighbor might beat you to the prize! 🎁😂 #RaceToTheDoorstep"
Top Funny Street Quotes 🔥
- My computer: Consider changing your password. Me: Consider fighting me in the streets.
- Women love it when you approach them on the street and say “whoa, is there a hot babe convention in town?”
- Decorated the house across the street so I can look out the window and enjoy my handiwork.
- Me: I’ve always wanted to stare at someone from across the street then disappear when a bus passes. Interviewer: I meant more like “professional goals”.
- Just saw a bird run across the street if you were wondering if anyone else is wasting their gifts.
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