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13 Funny terrible quotes
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.
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Mar 18, 2025
Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.
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Mar 18, 2025
Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.
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Jan 27, 2025
A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.
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Jan 27, 2025
I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”
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Jan 26, 2025
Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
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Jan 25, 2025
AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.
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Jan 24, 2025
Brainwashing is always considered terrible and horrible. But there are many brains that would benefit from a wash.
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Jan 23, 2025
To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you don’t have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.
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Jan 23, 2025
I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.
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Jan 23, 2025
On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
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Jan 22, 2025
We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
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Jan 21, 2025