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Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.
We went on a family vacation and it was a terrible experience. It was all whining, complaining, and tantrums. And don’t get me started on what my kids did.
Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.
On one hand, it’s terrible to not have access to the Internet, but on the other hand, it’s terrible to have access to the Internet.
I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

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3 weeks ago
Share →: We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Commentary:
"Fact check: Everyone has their 'hot mess' moments—some just look hotter doing it! 😂🔥 #EqualOpportunityTerribleness"
1 month ago
Share →: Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

Commentary:
"Me too! My best angle is usually a blur! 😂📸 #ProfessionalPhotoPhantom"
1 month ago
Share →: Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

Commentary:
"When the hormones join the drama club, nobody's safe! 🎭😅🚨"
1 month ago
Share →: Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

Commentary:
"When asking your girl what's wrong is the real investment risk. 🕵️‍♂️📉💸"
3 months ago
Share →: I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

Commentary:
"Repetition is the key to remembering apparently… Wait, what was I saying again? 🤔🔁 #MemoryIssues"
3 months ago
Share →: Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

Commentary:
Ah, camping: where you exchange the comfort of your bed for the thrill of battling the elements with nothing but a flimsy tent and a bag of marshmallows. ⛺️🔥 Brace yourself for the inevitable post-camping blues, where you find yourself longing for bug bites, burnt s'mores, and the great outdoors… until you remember the lack of hot showers. Let's just say, camping may leave you questioning your own sanity, but hey, at least it
5 months ago
Share →: Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Commentary:
"Ah, the struggle of adulting with a lingering fear of detention 🚫⏰. Just when you thought report cards were a thing of the past, here comes the real-world version of 'you're in trouble!' 😅 #AdultingWoest"
5 months ago
Share →: A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Commentary:
"Nothing ruins a good lounging session like hearing bad news while swaying in a hammock 🌴😫 It's like, can't we save the negativity for when I'm in a more suitable position, like standing up or at least not half-asleep? 😂 #HammockHorror"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Commentary:
"If life gives you a hill to climb, just plop down in your chair with a nice cold Fanta 🍊 and let the hill come to you! Who needs mountain climbing when you've got a comfy seat and a fizzy drink? 😂 #ChillinNotClimbin"
5 months ago
Share →: I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Commentary:
"Oh, the ultimate twist in spa history! The massage therapist becoming the massagee 🤣💆‍♂️ Who knew self-care could involve such a role reversal! #MassageTherapistGoals"