26 Funny terrible quotes — Wordgag ツ

Unfortunately, it only strengthens my spirit when the summer people mourn their terrible season.

2 days ago2 days ago

I’ve just learned terrible news. My department at work is planning a team-building retreat. Thank you for your thoughts during this difficult time.

2 days ago2 days ago

ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.

1 month ago1 month ago

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

2 months ago2 months ago

Drinking a beer alone with terrible posture.

2 months ago2 months ago

Is it okay for me to start drinking as soon as the kids are at school, or am I just a terrible teacher?

2 months ago2 months ago

“I’m not afraid to admit when I’m wrong. For example, I thought it was a good idea to leave the house today, which, as it turns out, was a terrible mistake.”

2 months ago2 months ago

I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

2 months ago2 months ago

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

2 months ago2 months ago

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

3 months ago3 months ago

Posing for photos has to be the most basic thing I’m actually terrible at.

4 months ago4 months ago

Starting drama with me the week before my period is an absolutely terrible idea – for you.

4 months ago4 months ago

Terrible economy to ask a girl what’s wrong.

4 months ago4 months ago

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again because I have a terrible memory.

6 months ago

Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

6 months ago

Very difficult being a full grown adult with a terrible fear of being “in trouble”.

Jan 27, 2025

A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.

Jan 27, 2025

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Jan 27, 2025

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Jan 26, 2025

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Jan 25, 2025