105 Funny used quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when it was just Pinocchio's resume getting updated! 😂🤥📜

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Every day, a new coworker asks if you’ve used ChatGPT, and the conversation doesn’t end if you say “No.”

  Commentary:
  Sure, here's a funny comment for you:

  When you say "No," buckle up because you're about to get the deluxe tour of AI magic and non-stop marveling! 😂🤖✨

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My lip gloss used to be poppin’, now it’s my knees.

  Commentary:
  Guess it's time to swap out the lip gloss for some knee pads! 💄🦵😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

  Commentary:
  Looks like I'm on a mission to make my brain and body equally well-rounded 🤣🤯🍩

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the good ol' days when my biggest worry was bedrock traffic 🚗🦖 Yabba dabba woohoo! 🎉

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I accidentally used my dog’s shampoo today, and now I’m feeling like such a good girl.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm officially top dog in the shampoo department! 🐶✨ #FurRealFeeling"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: You used to calm me on my cell phone!

  Commentary:
  "When your ringtone was my favorite genre 🎶📱😂"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If I ever look at my phone in the middle of a conversation with you, I’m not reading a text; I’m just looking up the definition of a word I just used a bit too confidently.

  Commentary:
  "Just making sure my vocabulary game isn't all smoke and mirrors! 📚🤓😂"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Opening up is like talking to a cop: anything you say can and will be used against you.

  Commentary:
  "Why open up when you can keep the mystery alive? 🎭🚔 #StaySilent"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: I hate listening to a rapper that I used to adore, and they just don’t have it anymore.

  Commentary:
  "When your favorite rapper drops a new track and you're like, 'Where's the beat, the flow, the magic? Oh wait, it's lost!' 🎵🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️"

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