160 Funny used quotes

• I used to really want to be understood. Now I mainly just want things like snacks and juice.

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  7 days ago

  change, desire, humor, i, juice, just, priorities, snack, snacks, things, understanding, used, want

• The idea of a relationship is so much better than the reality, bruh. I used to be angry at 7 a.m.

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  1 week ago

  am, anger, angry, better, bruh, frustration, humor, i, idea, morning, much, reality, relationship, used

• Men used to go to war. Now they say, “Hey, Grok.”

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  1 week ago

  caveman, communication, greeting, grok, humor, man, men, say, used, war

• Help, I accidentally used dark humor with normal people, and now they’re concerned for my mental health.

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  1 week ago

  accidental, accidental humor, accidentally, awkwardness, concern, dark, dark humor, health, help, humor, i, mental, mental health, normal, normal people, people, social, social awkwardness, used

• I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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  1 week ago

  5, 9, am, humor, i, job, means, misunderstanding, think, time, used, work

• Does anyone else run a used match under water before disposing of it because you’re afraid it still has some fire left in it, or are you normal?

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  1 week ago

  afraid, anxiety, anyone, before, disposal, else, fear, fire, humor, left, match, normal, run, safety, still, under, used, water

• I remember when Britain used to be so rich, you’d be embarrassed to go into a Lidl or Aldi.

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  1 week ago

  Aldi, Britain, economy, embarrassed, humor, i, Lidl, nostalgia, remember, rich, shopping, supermarket, used

• I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

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  1 week ago

  2006, available, date, even, humor, i, new, new year, nostalgia, sarcasm, take, time, used, want, year

• The quality of clothing at retail stores today is quite literally the quality that Halloween costumes used to be.

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  1 week ago

  clothing, comparison, costume, fashion, Halloween, Halloween costume, humor, literally, quality, retail, retail store, shopping, store, stores, today, used

• We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

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  1 week ago

  burn, cd, humor, label, media, music, nostalgia, record, record label, retro, running, technology, underground, used

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