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80 Funny used quotes

I used to be cool and now I say things like “It’s so loud in here, I can’t hear myself think”.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I feel like a credit card, cause I’m constantly being used irresponsibly.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I’m a credit card, cause I’m always being used or denied.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Men used to smoke Marlboros. Now they cry when they lose their strawberry cheesecake vape.

Funny Quotes Mar 16, 2025

I can’t believe I used to think I was stressed in high school.

Funny Quotes Mar 9, 2025

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Funny Quotes Mar 8, 2025

It’s so crazy how people are never down to just go get a burger. It didn’t used to be like this.

Funny Quotes Feb 9, 2025

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Funny Quotes Feb 5, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to pull all nighters.

Funny Quotes Feb 3, 2025

Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

This can’t be the same body that used to be able to stay up all night.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

My New Year’s resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

50 is the new 30. Because it takes 50 bucks to buy what 30 used to.

Funny Quotes Jan 29, 2025

Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

I’m so embarrassed by the paragraphs I used to send expressing my feelings.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

God: “I used to work in mysterious ways but now I’m unemployed.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

In English we say: “You changed.” But in poetry we say: “You became a stranger wearing the face I used to love, and I am haunted by the ghost of who you were.”

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025