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"Ah, the weekend escape followed by the Monday ambush! 😅 It's like time decides to hit the snooze button on Monday morning. ⏰ Hang in there, the countdown to the next weekend begins now! 🎉 #MondayBlues"
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- If we all club together we could raise enough money to buy Monday and have it destroyed.
- Monday? But, I wasn’t even finished with Saturday yet.
- It’s Friday. Rules don’t apply.
- This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.
- When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.
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"Who needs a bedtime story when you can have a workweek fairy tale instead? 👸🏼✨ Let's skip the bedtime and fast forward to Friday, please! 💤📆 #WorkWeekStruggles" -
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"Who needs a diet when you have birthdays, anniversaries, Easter, Christmas, Mother's Day, weekends, and… you being you 🤷♂️🍰🍾🎄🍫 Just blame it on the occasions, right? 😄" -
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"Ah, the glamorous world of your 40s where wild Saturday nights have been replaced by cozy bedtimes at a reasonable hour. 🌙 Embrace the beauty of uninterrupted sleep and dream about all the parties you once attended…or not, who has the energy for that anyway? 😄 #PartyAnimalTurnedSleepingBeauty" -
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"Looks like someone had a wild weekend! 😂☕ Better brew up that coffee's coffee before it starts demanding a vacation too! 💼☕☕" -
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"Ah, the weekend – a magical time when Saturday is in full swing, and It's Monday Tomorrow is lurking in the shadows like a Monday ninja ready to attack! 🎉🕺🏼😅 #WeekendVibes" -
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🎉📋 Prepare yourselves for the most thrilling event of the weekend – an agenda reveal party! 🎉 Get ready to be amazed as I unveil my ambitious plans for the next few days – Netflix marathon, laundry mountain expedition, and the legendary battle against the ever-growing pile of dishes! 🍿🧺🍽️ Who needs fireworks when you have this level of excitement on the agenda? 😉 #AgendaRevealParty #WeekendGoals -
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"Looks like that 4-year-old has a stand-up comedy career in the making! 🎤 Who needs plans when you have a mini comedian on the loose? 😄 #FutureComedyStar" -
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"Parenting: Going from 'Yaaas!' ⚾ to 'Thank you, rain gods! ☔' in the blink of an eye. The real MVPs here are the clouds! ☁️ #ParentingLife" -
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"Ah, the eternal struggle of transitioning from weekend warrior to weekday workhorse! 😅 It's like trying to jumpstart a car on a Monday morning 🚗💥 Hang in there, the weekend will circle back around eventually! ⏰🙌"
Top Funny Weekend Quotes 🔥
- Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.
- I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.
- Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.
- They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.
- Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
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